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Song Parodies -> "Boxy Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Foxy Lady"

Original Performer:

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Parody Song Title:

"Boxy Lady"

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The Lyrics

Set to this version, BTW. Anyway, we all (grudgingly) accept the concept of staring at virtual knockers. But some people really take the cake...

You told me you were a hardcore gamer
Kinda hoped that your thoughts would be much tamer
She's so boxy

You're gettin' way too close
Don't say you're pure of heart, no
This is way beyond just "like", not right
Ooh-ooh, boxy lady


I've seen you, heh, pressed to the screen
While makin' noises so damn obscene
Ooh-ooh, boxy
Ah, buddy, listen now

Can't see what you like
Man, I'm tired of squintin' to make out her thighs, hurts
How can 8-bit be "lithe"? Ain't right
Ooh-ooh, boxy lady
This is wrong now


Hoped it was a joke
Don't do that with your tongue, gross
Look at fanart online, makes sense to my brain
Whoo-ooh, boxy lady
This is wrong, buddy

It's so wrong (boxy)
Please don't make me smack you
Ooh-ooh, boxy
Wipe up your drool now (boxy)
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh (boxy)
Turn it off now, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, matee (boxy)
Whoo-ooh, calm down, mate (boxy)
Quit, oh yeah-eah-eah-eah (boxy)
Aw, boxy lady

Still not as creepy as the ending of Pixels, though.

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