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Irene Cara

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The Lyrics

Just because two people are good friends, doesn't mean that they both have the same idea for what constitutes a good time. This dude knows that feel all too well...
Buddy, I ca-an see
That your choice of ho-obbies
Aren't the height of true excitement
Would say I-I'd rather watch dryin' ce-ement
But that's too-oo scary-y
Accordin' to you, see-ee
"But what if you were to get trapped?"
How can you-ou-ou be this bla-and?

Your hobbies are la-ame (lame)
Arrangin' parrot fea-eathers?
Excuse me, must roll my eyes (why?)
Pickin' out a bedside dre-esser?
You must live such a wild li-i-ife (lame)
Flippin' coins into a ste-etson?
That crack you heard was my brai-ain (lame)
Join you in this crap? Ne-ever
Your "fun" endeavours are lame
Fun? Never fun, never fun, never fun, never
Fun? Never fun, never fun, never fun, never

Stayin' up all ni-ight
Make sure your knobs are ti-ight
I thought "Innuendo?" Guess not
I'll check the fridge, I'll nee-ee-eed a lo-ot of drink
Your ide-a of "fu-u-un"
Is not a normal o-one, no
Why don't you try bakin' a cake?
Ooh-ooh, not countin' your ra-ee-a-a-a-akes

Want to go hunt for trea-easure?
It's rather pleasant outside (sigh)
You'd prefer to cut up lea-eather?
Not for clothes, just because? Why-y-y? (lame)
Slicin' up lots of fresh le-e-emons
And not for some lemona-ade? (lame)
Join you in that? I'll ne-ever
Your "cool" endeavours a-are
Fun? Never fun, never fun, never fun, never
Fun? Never fun, never fun, never

Why not a game of che-eckers?
Don't wanna sort through your ties (why?)
Our friendship, wouldn't dare se-ever
We've had our sha-are of good times (lame)
When I plan our hangin' se-essio-ions
Never once did you complai-ain (lame)
You even said you li-iked the-em
Still your endeavours a-a-a-a-are la-a-ame
Fun? Never fun, never fun, never fun, never
Fun? Never fun, never fun, never fun, never

Your "fun" is my "lame" (lame)
Don't wanna taste-test che-eddar (lame)
Off a cliff, I-I'd rather dive (dive)
Won't say my ideas are be-etter (lame)
I'll just heavi-ily imply (lame)
Sure, your plans won't make us fe-elo-ons (lame)
We'd still have fun all the sa-ame (same)
U-U-Up the pace, now or neve-er, bro (lame)
Bud, you've been better than "lame" (lame)
Yeah, you were high, whate-ever (lame)
Still means we had a good time (time)

Possible solution: do all the boring things anyway...but while stoned off their respective asses.

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