Stop it
He's not the hero
His advances are too eager
This is depraved

"Man, Pepe Le Pew is quite the little horndog, am I right?"
Says my friend next to me with this odd stare
Like he just worked out somethin'
Haven't seen all the Looney Tunes
But what I've seen of this skunk fiend just isn't funny
Longs to hump Penelope
Or just any random black cat that happens to obtain a white stripe
Whether delib'rately painted on that way
Or it was a coincidental paint wash
Either way, Pepe just wants to tap that fuzzy arse and he won't take
The hint she's snubbin' him, thus he comes off as a douche
It's not some touchin' arrow of Cupid
Hell no, it's incredibly creepy and crude
It seems fairly obvious to me, thus

Stop Pepe Le Pew, he isn't fun
He's kinda creepy, doesn't know "non" means "non"
Stop Pepe Le Pew, his shorts aren't fun
I'm simply reelin', how'd his bits not get cut?
Stop Pepe Le Pew, he's far from fun
I don't like sexual aggressiveness when it gets played for laughs

I guess this nonsense flied better in the 40's
But I'm afraid I'm just not able to let this crap slide, bud
Pepe Le Pew's an arse
If someone copied his schtick these days, they'd be slapped
With so many suits, it would break the printer
Jailed with no chance of gettin' let out
'Cept if they did it as a song to play on the dance floor
Then who would care if they're bein' an arse?
It's got a groove, content's ignored then
'Cept if they're blatant like that Robin Thicke twat

I lost my thought train, dude, feel like a dunce
What was I talkin' about? Oh yeah, that skunk
Stop Pepe Le Pew, he's sleazy scum
Far from appealin', at least to me, he sucks
Stop Pepe Le Pew, his toons aren't fun
I would say his ways are rapey but that word seems a tad too harsh

No, scratch that, it's not too harsh
Whenever it's him who's gettin' pursued
He doesn't like it, what a hypocritical arse
Once loved his cartoons

Now that Pepe Le Pew to me is scum
No more fond feelin's for that repulsive skunk
Stop Pepe Le Pew, no longer fun
Hate that French accent, subtle, anythin' but
Stop Pepe Le Pew, I hate that skunk
I did some readin' about his first short, guess what?
That Pepe Le Pew, is no French skunk
He's a Yankee, married with kids, what scum
Stop Pepe Le Pew, once found him fun
And then I grew up and realised the icky implications
"You take it too seriously" I just have standards for fun