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Song Parodies -> "Stop Pepe Le Pew"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Pepe Le Pew"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes when watching the TV shows you loved as a kid you realise that what was funny back then seems incredibly unfunny with modern sensibilities. This guy knows that feel. Enjoy!
Stop it
He's not the hero
His advances are too eager
This is depraved

"Man, Pepe Le Pew is quite the little horndog, am I right?"
Says my friend next to me with this odd stare
Like he just worked out somethin'
Haven't seen all the Looney Tunes
But what I've seen of this skunk fiend just isn't funny
Longs to hump Penelope
Or just any random black cat that happens to obtain a white stripe
Whether delib'rately painted on that way
Or it was a coincidental paint wash
Either way, Pepe just wants to tap that fuzzy arse and he won't take
The hint she's snubbin' him, thus he comes off as a douche
It's not some touchin' arrow of Cupid
Hell no, it's incredibly creepy and crude
It seems fairly obvious to me, thus

Stop Pepe Le Pew, he isn't fun
He's kinda creepy, doesn't know "non" means "non"
Stop Pepe Le Pew, his shorts aren't fun
I'm simply reelin', how'd his bits not get cut?
Stop Pepe Le Pew, he's far from fun
I don't like sexual aggressiveness when it gets played for laughs

I guess this nonsense flied better in the 40's
But I'm afraid I'm just not able to let this crap slide, bud
Pepe Le Pew's an arse
If someone copied his schtick these days, they'd be slapped
With so many suits, it would break the printer
Jailed with no chance of gettin' let out
'Cept if they did it as a song to play on the dance floor
Then who would care if they're bein' an arse?
It's got a groove, content's ignored then
'Cept if they're blatant like that Robin Thicke twat

I lost my thought train, dude, feel like a dunce
What was I talkin' about? Oh yeah, that skunk
Stop Pepe Le Pew, he's sleazy scum
Far from appealin', at least to me, he sucks
Stop Pepe Le Pew, his toons aren't fun
I would say his ways are rapey but that word seems a tad too harsh

No, scratch that, it's not too harsh
Whenever it's him who's gettin' pursued
He doesn't like it, what a hypocritical arse
Once loved his cartoons

Now that Pepe Le Pew to me is scum
No more fond feelin's for that repulsive skunk
Stop Pepe Le Pew, no longer fun
Hate that French accent, subtle, anythin' but
Stop Pepe Le Pew, I hate that skunk
I did some readin' about his first short, guess what?
That Pepe Le Pew, is no French skunk
He's a Yankee, married with kids, what scum
Stop Pepe Le Pew, once found him fun
And then I grew up and realised the icky implications
"You take it too seriously" I just have standards for fun

Thankfully these days we can recognise such ickiness more quickly, as with Robin Thicke or Twilight. Pity that doesn't stop them becoming popular, but whatever. And I'm not making up the "married American with kids" thing, look up "Odor-Able Kitty".

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Old Kid - June 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Amen! Hated Speedy Gozales and the Road Runner too!!! 5s
Rob Arndt - June 25, 2015 - Report this comment
This was good so 555! I think if anything that the old HB cartoon characters were worse and the the Pink Panther cartoon was overrated IMHO...
Matthias - June 25, 2015 - Report this comment
This "Stinks!" Just kidding, I liked Pepe Le Pew, he was a product of the age and casual racism against French people but he was still a lot of fun. Does that make me a rapist or an advocate of a rapist? I don't know... I hope not.
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Pepe LePew is totally awesome, who wouldn't want to have that kind of blind confidence? :) I totally disagree with the editorial stance, but great parody.
Sassy Cat - June 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Oui! Oui! Mon Cherie! 555 passionate kisses!

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