Hear the cows go moo, hear the cows go moo
Oh-oh, oh

Workin' hard all day
So I've earned some time for bein' lazy (hear the cows go moo)
Got my ass laid flat on the ground
And my mind starts gettin' hazy (oh-oh, oh)
But when my scone wanders off
All my senses start gettin' crazy (hear the cows go moo)
My ears pick up all kinds of things
And my brain's convinced they all hate me (oh-oh, oh)
This fear I feel should not be real
Know it's not real but it's all I feel

Hear the cows go moo, yeah, chewin' on grass
Brain's thinkin', yeah, that they've got a plan
Hear the cows go moo, m-moo, m-moo
Hear the cows go-o moo (oh-oh)
Hear the cows go moo, yeah, makin' their gas
Head's thinkin', yeah, that they want my ass
Hear the cows go moo, m-moo, m-moo
Hear the cows go-o moo (oh-oh, oh)

Bass notes escape their lips
I freak, nothin' you can do to stop me (hear the cows go moo)
Obvious to me those pre-processed beef lumps
Are down with the Illuminati (oh-oh, oh)
I'd inform the authorities
But I've only just got super comfy (hear the cows go moo)
My brain will have to stow that
But I'm sure it will all end up okey-dokey (oh-oh, oh)
Know it ain't real, this fear I feel, uh-uh
Dumb fear I feel, hope that it ain't real

Hear the cows go moo, yeah, eatin' their grass
I'm thinkin' "Yeah, they all hate my ass"
Hear the cows go moo, m-moo, m-moo
Hear the cows go-o moo (oh-oh)
Hear the cows go moo, yeah, makin' more ga-as
Still thinkin' "Yeah, they're sinister, man"
Hear the cows go moo (hey), m-moo, m-moo-oo (ho)
Hear the cows go-o moo, oh-oh (go)

I won't run out to warn people about the cow invasion
Just goin' moo (uh-uh), nothin' weird 'bout that, oh-oh (it's the truth)
No, I know all that panickin' will just be for nought, not one of my mates would trust my brain
Let them go moo, I'll lay and relax (though), oh-oh
I can't help but notice all their shifty eyeballs, but that cannot be
Just goin' moo, mate (no shit)

Hear the cows go moo-oo, yeah, eatin' up grass
No evil plot, no, nothin' like tha-at
Hear the cows go moo, m-moo, m-moo
Hear the cows go-o moo (oh-oh)
Hear the cows go moo-oo, yeah (yeah), lettin' out gas
Without a "take over the world" plan
Hear the cows go moo (hey, he-ey), m-moo, m-moo-oo (ho, ho-o)
Hear the cows go-o moo, oh-oh (whoo)
Hear the cows go moo
I thought I saw them tip-toein' around the barn with a shit-ton of rifles, can't be true (hear the cows go moo)
Just goin' moo, I'm just actin' mad, oh-oh (ah-ha, can't be)
Hear the cows go moo, yeah, they're dumb as crap
And even then, they haven't got hands
Hear the cows go moo (they just go moo) (what?), m-moo, m-moo (ain't nothin' more, man) (wait, no-no-no-no)
Don't give me that, oh

I'm right
Hear the cows go moo
Oh-oh, oh
Hear the cows go moo
Oh-oh, oh