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Song Parodies -> "Hey Bartender! I need another drink!"

Original Song Title:

"With Cat-Like Tread (Upon Our Prey We Steal)"

Original Performer:

Gilbert & Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Bartender! I need another drink!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ah, yesh... the final wound of the Parody Decathlon (hic!). If you need shome help wiv payshing (hoc!) have theshe lyricsh (haec!) and thish plashe, which hash a MIDI file on it shomewhere (BELCH!)
[Drunken man]
Hey Bartender!
I need another beer!
Just pass it quick
Cuz Ryan's gettin' queer

He felt my bum!
Although I know he's pissed
That mem-o-ry
Is one that should be missed

(I've got to fart, it's time to part)

The other guys have now passed out
But it's not long before they shout

[Collection of drunkards]
Pass me another beer!
Wine is all for pansies
Where'd you put the brandy?
Let's get this night in gear
With a barrel of whiskey!

Pink elephants are here
Dancing on the table
Making it unstable
Now, my breakfast appears
Even though it's ten thirty!

Here's your lager in a gallon drum
Have some liquer - don't forget your rum
Your cold tequila, cider, port and mead
Extra strength: Lose your eyesight, guaranteed!

(I've got to fart)

I need a beer!

(It's time to part)

What is the year?

[That drunken man again]
Hey Bartender!
What happened to my beer?
You took too long
I thought you disappeared

Now that I'm drunk
I mean, more than before
I took a dump
All over your new floor

[That collection of drunkards again]
Befouled the bathroom floor
So drunk we can't play pool
Almost banged the barstool
Who said beer? I want more!
Yes, I am completely sure

Hey Bartender!
Bring us all of your beer!
We'll drink it all
We're drunk for the whole year!
I deshided not to write the whole parody in drunk writing (hic!), ash it would be too confushing (haec!). Hey...ish that a pink elephant (hoc!) with Wobert Lund album over there?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 19

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   2
 5   16

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Jack Wilson - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Matthias - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Way to go Conquerer, One of your best!!!
John Barry - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This liquor litany somewhat similar to my "Boozer." Great minds thinks alike.
Stuart McArthur - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
can't half tell yer an Aussie conq, if an under-aged one at that - you've got many long beer-soaked days at the cricket ahead of you, matey - 555
TJC - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Gilbert & Sullivan would go Tipsy-Turvy o're this one! 5's
tomario - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
could this be the english and aussie cricket teams? nice work conq 555
Stuart McArthur - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(decath10) see above and, I hasten to point out again bobpie, you're only 15 ;-)
Kristof Robertson - January 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC10)You shouldn't know so much about booze at your age, bobpie! This was really well constructed, and a big glass o'fun! 555
Johnny D - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC) It's great to see so many people parodying G & S these days ... always a refreshing literary and historical change of lyrical scenery!
Arwen - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...this one was nicely done, conqueror...I didn't know the OS, so it was doubly fun learning it while matching it with your lyrics!
Josh 2 - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS but ill give ya 5s
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Missed the 1st Dec, and seeing above comments I agree with Matthias as this being one of your best!
Red Ant - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-H) "What is the year": lol. One of your best, T-Cop. I'll drink to this.
stuart mcarthur - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) wow, I first commented on this almost exactly a year ago - how come you're familiar with G&S stuff bobpie? another great drinking song from you - seems like the topic is becoming regularly on your mind! are you at uni now, maybe?
Mikey Squirrel - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Puking, crapping on the floor, flatulence, gay advances from your friends... maybe you should stop drinking! Very funny and well done, Conqueror.
Guy - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
The problem with alcohol is that you can only rent it. Drinking problem you say? I drink, I fall down - no problem except that gravity and alcohol don't mix well.
littleCupCakes - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
to All the Dark Knights of Parodys: Please beware of the evils of hard liquor! On the shores of Lake Michigan my Dad was 'running booze' at age 16!! He was a drinking man, a good man, that loved wiskey . . . I miss him so!
Kristof Robertson - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(DEC4H) wow, an old Decathlon number, bobpie! I remember this fondly, you lil' alky! ;-)
Below Average Dave ( - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Originality (C): Nothing against drinking jokes, I use it all the time, but I have to be 100% honest. . .parodies which use words like queer I tend to view as running out of steam a bit; Pacing (B) Pretty good pacing, but there were a few rough spots to follow; Comedy (C) It's not my favorite by you to date TCOP, but they can't all be amazing parodies; The X Factor (C) TCOP, you know I appreciate your parodies, I do, but this one I just didn't care for to be honest, but I look forward to your "I" entry.
Kristof Robertson - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Of course, I meant ABC4H....(slaps head)

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