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Song Parodies -> "A Close One"

Original Song Title:

"For No One"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Close One"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Rule number one for any combat scenario: thou shalt not tempt fate. This is a lesson easier to learn for some that with others...
You tempt fate, I then wait
For the inevitable, something's blowing up
And pretty damn close to you
You say stuff, braindead stuff
"I'm pretty sure the worst is over now, don't worry"
That's when snipers shoot you

You're still alive which is something
Good and bad luck, that's pretty clear
"Quite a close one"
Yet to be followed by the tears

You say words, not good words
Only the kind of dumb words that you would see on a list
Of "Last Words by Fools"

May be alive, which is something
But not without a scratch, I fear
"Quite a close one"
Summons a dagger to your ear

Brick to nose, eye shot out
Look like a badass but I'd say that -ass should follow dumb-
Kind of a dense twit
It's a pain to my brain
Will be a time when all your luck that's hanging by a thread
Will end up severed

You won't survive, which is something
That should be filling you with fear
"Quite a close one"
How long until there will be tears?

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-

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