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Song Parodies -> "You've Got a Stranglehold On Me"

Original Song Title:

"You've Really Got a Hold on Me"

Original Performer:

Allman and Woman

Parody Song Title:

"You've Got a Stranglehold On Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Jafar, get a grip! *Ack!* Good grip.
I don't mind you but I want you
To make you grip a little more loose
'Cause you're really strong, wow, somethin' might pop now
You got a stranglehold on me (you got a stranglehold on me)
You got a stranglehold on me (you've got a stranglehold on me)

I can't stop you but I need to
No strength to hit you, I can't reach you
'Cause the way you've grabbed me has made me all gasp-y
You got a stranglehold on me (you got a stranglehold on me)
You got a stranglehold on me (you got a stranglehold on me), buddy

Fond of you but all I want you to do is just
Drop me (please), drop me (oh, please)
Drop me (oh, please), drop me

This hurts

I want to leave you, don't want to stay here
Held by the neck high up in space here
Though blame's on my kick now, it's only your dick now
You've got a stranglehold on me (you've got a stranglehold on me)
You've got a stranglehold on me (you got a stranglehold on me), buddy

Fond of you but all I want you to do is just
Drop me (please), drop me (oh, please)
Drop me (aw yeah), drop me

Got a stranglehold on me
Got a stranglehold on me
Got a stranglehold on me
Got a stranglehold on me
Got a stranglehold on me
Got a stranglehold on me

"I don't like you, but I want you"? Not much of a shock that Greg Allman and Cher didn't stay married for long after this album, then.
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wildcard - June 30, 2021 - Report this comment
stranglehold has 2 syllables hold only has 1
CML - July 01, 2021 - Report this comment
OMG, I remember "Allman and Woman" .... The worst musical second act since John Lennon broke up the Beatles to form the Plastic Ono Band. Who were the marketing mental midgets who came up with the idea of blending the improvisational blues-rock genius of Gregg Allman with the cheese-dicked pop stylings of Cher? .... Poor Gregg Allman. He became a complete and total joke because no one close to him would say -- "Stop Greg. "Allman and Woman" is an inconcievably stupid idea"

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