-> "Why Ain't It Friday?"
Original Song Title:
"Life Is a Highway"
Parody Song Title:
"Why Ain't It Friday?"
The Lyrics
Whoo!
Mmm yeah
Time goes so slow, never when you want
Feels like a whole year when you're waitin' on
The week to end, the week to stop
The week to up and halt, gettin' sick
Of checkin' the time on my phone, so bored
The days move by so slow, I'm sure
That they're movin' backwards, waitin' for
The bloody weekend where I'm not bored
Got games I-I can pla-ay
Films to watch and fudge to ba-ake
And this is why I-I'm pissed toda-ay, yeah-eah-ay
Why ain't it Fri-i-ida-ay?
My patience ai-ain't exactly stro-o-ong
If you've witnessed my-y-y da-ay
Then you'll get why fo-or Friday I lo-o-ong
At work, all I see is a sea of frowns
We know it sucks Friday ain't around
The sales are down, manager is pissed
Customers goin' all kinds of mad
Forgot receipts, want their booze half-price
I can't give sass, my job's on the line
Want to lie down, feet up, choc'late binge
Those two days off are out of reach, it's sad
Such a load, I'm so co-old
The unifo-orm here has no-o
Jumpers, jackets or anythi-in'
Jealous of wa-arm custome-ers
Why ain't it Fri-i-ida-ay?
Want two days of ly-yin' all day lo-o-ong, whoo!
If you've witnessed my-y-y da-ay
You'll get why fo-or Friday I lo-o-ong (I-I sti-ill lo-ong)
I'm waitin', waitin', waitin', waitin', yeah
Why ain't it Fri-i-ida-a-ay?
Cause I wanna lie-ie from dusk to da-a-awn, mmm yeah
If you've witnessed my-y-y da-ay (if you've seen my-y day)
You'll know why i-i-it seems so damn lo-o-ong (so-o da-amn lo-o-o-ong)
You have a question? Go-o 'head, I don't mi-i-i-ind (really-y, I don't mi-i-ind)
"Sure you didn't mi-isrea-ead you-our phone? Cause it says Friday on mi-ine"
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah
Mmm yeah
I might explode, I'll have to ho-old
It in becau-ause there's a glow
Inside me-e cause of what you sai-aid
You're my fa-ave custome-er
Hot damn, it's Fri-i-ida-a-ay
I can't wait to da-ance the whole night lo-o-o-ong (who-o-ole night lo-o-o-ong, yeah-heh, yeah-heh)
The best end to my-y-y da-a-ay
The bad faces I-I made? Sa-a-ay so lo-o-o-ong
I can't believe it, friggin' cannot believe it, yeah-eah
Hot damn, it's Fri-i-ida-ay (hot damn, it's Frida-a-ay)
Can't wait to pa-arty all night lo-o-ong (ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah)
I just had a shi-i-ite da-ay (a really shite da-a-a-ay)
But my bad fee-eels are now long go-o-one (now long gone, yeah)
The-ey're lo-ong go-o-o-one (c'mon, it's friggin', friggin', friggin', friggin', friggin', friggin' grea-ea-eat)
Hot damn, it's Fri-i-ida-a-ay
I can't wait to ja-am the whole night lo-o-ong (yeah, can't wait to jam the whole ni-i-ight long, buddy)
You want this half-pri-i-ice? Grea-ea-eat (sure, whateve-e-er, grea-eat)
You deserve so-omethin' nice, so lo-o-ong (thanks a-a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot, bud)
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