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Song Parodies -> "Got Me Socks for Christmas? Thank You"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas Is You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"Got Me Socks for Christmas? Thank You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Don't you hate it when all you get for Christmas is clothes? This guy doesn't!
I am a grown up on Christmas
Giftin' is a pain for me
Cause whatever could be present
Underneath the Christmas tree
I bought it three months ago
On a whim, afraid it's so
Won't hear this much, true
Got me socks for Christmas? Thank you, yeah-eah

I don't want box sets for Christmas
Cause I'm a pre-order fiend (that's right)
Figures from my nerd int'rests?
Owned those since September, see
Sure, they could be eBay fodder
But that's just the rudest, mate (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Could sell what I bought but that means
I'm makin' a loss, that's lame

Don't feel bad for buyin' clothes (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Like I'd get those on my own (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I'm a slob, it's true
Got me socks for Christmas? Thank you
You saved me

Oh-oh-ooh, don't want stuff to munch for Christmas
Won't make it to New Year's, no (that's right)
Straight-up cash? Well, that seems lazy
Shows how much 'bout me you know
Plus there's this fact: when I spend it
I'll forget that you gave it (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Not a gift to make me hate you
But to be forgotten's shit

So I don't care if they're too tight (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Or the colour is too bright (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Need them to wear shoes
So if you got me socks for Christmas? Thank you
You saved me (oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)

Other folks, when findin' (ooh-ooh)
Clothes wrapped up under there (clothes wrapped up, buddy)
They will smile so forced that (ooh-ooh)
It's pushed through their hair (oh, oh-oh-oh)
But when you see me grinnin' (ah-ah-ah) (oh-oh, yeah-eah)
It's genuine, no kiddin' (oh-oh)
Only one who brings (yeah-eah-eah-eah) me the things I really need (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Cause I keep losin' socks, damn laundry

Oh-oh-ooh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm askin' for (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
I just want to keep my tootsies
Wrapped in cloth and nicely warm

Oh-oh-ooh, shirts and shorts and jackets blow (ooh-ooh-ooh)
If you like to shop for clothes (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I hate that shit, true
So if you got me socks for Christmas? Thank you

Ooh-ooh-ooh, buddy
You (got me socks for Christmas? Thank you, buddy)
Socks rock (got me socks for Christmas? Thank you, buddy)
Whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (got me socks for Christmas? Thank you, buddy)
Got me socks for Christmas? Thank you, buddy (got me socks? Thank you)

I just realised that this is basically me, just replace "don't get me nerd things because I have them already" with "don't get me nerd things cause I don't have the space...except if it's nerd shirts, totally got room for those".

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2LD4U - June 18, 2019 - Report this comment
I just want to know: if you got a lot of cats for Christmas instead of socks would you be happier? I sure would! :))))
2Eagle - June 19, 2019 - Report this comment
I want a cat named Socks and a dog named Buddy.

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