Gonna save the world, true, true (won't be hard)
Cappin' all those jerks, true, true
If you're a giant douche, douche (better run, hide)
He'll kill you, kill you, huh
All over the world, shoot, shoot
Bad guys and bad girls, shoot, shoot
Beatin' up Hitler, true, true
That big douche, big douche

I say y'all wantin' a good spy? He's here
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
That one dude with the eyepatch, Colonel Nick Fury (cool eyepatch)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
Still a great shot despite that, Colonel Nick Fury (oooooh whoo!)

You wanna rule the world? Better watch your back, yah
Nick Fury won't take that crap, yah
Whether he's an agent sent to stop it
Or Director of S.H.I.E.L.D, he'll still be on it
He'll be chargin' in like he's Leroy
Ass covered with Life Model Decoys (hahah)
You may think "Well, he's immortal
He's not really showin' actual brav'ry"
Well, he can still die, he's just not an ager, yah
Which means when he's after Godzilla
He's the real deal, brah (he's the real deal, brah)
You can't, you won't, you never will stop the fury
He can't, he won't, he never will stop the fury

I say y'all wantin' a good spy? He's here
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
Sometimes white and sometimes black, Colonel Nick Fury (depends, man)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
Still gonna kick your dumb ass, Colonel Nick Fury (oooooh whoo!)

Some say he's shifty with his methods, bit risky (dark plans)
To use people as pawns, a tad shitty (iffy)
But it's hard to argue results, dude
He plays the long game, see, so he gets cranky (hahaha)
You'd get why he gets so angry, no joke
Check all the crazy, insane freaks (hah)
Aliens and mutants, it's crazy
So excuse him if his ways are shady (hahah)
Chicka-clicka-chicka-clicka, pow
Who just protected the world now?
Nick Fury, pow, pow-po-pow
He can't, he won't, he never will stop the fury
You can't, you won't, you never will stop the fury

I say y'all wantin' a good spy? He's here
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
Deals with all sorts of weird crap, Colonel Nick Fury (his world's mad)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
From dead gods to petty spats, Colonel Nick Fury

May lack superpowers, ah, ah (uh, uh, uh)
But he'll still own ya, ah (uh, uh, uh, uh)
He's a real chessmaster, ah, ah (uh, uh, uh)
He will control ya, ah, ah (uh, uh, uh, uh)
Used to be a smoker, ah, ah (uh, uh, uh)
Nixed, thanks Quesada, ah, ah (uh, uh, just like with Wolverine, man)
Don't goad him (uh-uh, uh-uh)
Don't goad him (uh-uh), you clot

I say y'all wantin' a good spy? He's here
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
Lead the Howlin' Commandos, Sergeant Nick Fury (it's true, man)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah
With Dum-Dum, Jasper and Jones, Sergeant Nick Fury (yeah)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah (also Valentina, made an awesome team)
Later became Director, Colonel Nick Fury (it's true, man)
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah (underestimate him? You're a fool, trust me)
He's still a huge ass-kicker, Colonel Nick Fury
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah (so manipulative, so very shifty)
Might come off as an asshole, Colonel Nick Fury
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah (he'll still save the nation in the end, you see)
Deep down, a real heart of gold, Colonel Nick Fury