Do it, do-do it, d-d-do-do-do-do-do

Who does hook work? Is that still present?
Hell, was it ever? I'll have to check it
Feel like a fool, so very stupid
If people did in fact not use it
Checking online, I'm pretty sure that it's true
Miner's Bowery Theatre, dude (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Least that's one of the stories that I have discovered
Point is: I wonder 'bout the guy who does it

Someone who needs to take out the rot
Their hook work is mad work, done right on the spot
A quick turnaround to remove all the knobs
Their hook work is mad work, respect for that sod
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hook work is mad work, done right on the spot)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hook work is mad work, respect for that sod)

Well, do that hook work, don't be shy, use it
As entertainment, these acts are quite useless
Ventriloquists just aren't funny (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Please yank that weirdo away, both of the dummies, haha
How much strength would one need to do that there?
And while with these hack jokes, it's quite hard to care
About the damage they'll do to necks with that crook
Tricky to keep balance, I can't be that good

Axe them quickly without a real chop
Their hook work is mad work, done right on the spot
Old-timey yeet but with zero lawsuits dropped
Their hook work is mad work, respect for that sod

Do it, do-do it, d-d-do-do-do-do-do
Hook work is mad work, said hook work is mad work
Do it, do-do it, d-d-do-do-do-do-do
Hook work is mad work, yes, hook work is mad work
Do your hook work (do your hook work)
Get those freaks off (do your hook work) (do your hook work)
Do your hook work (do your hook work) (do your hook work)
Yank those tools off

Sat in my seat awaiting the toss
Their hook work is mad work, done right on the spot
Almost wish for worse acts 'cause of how they're stopped
Their hook work is mad work, respect for that sod
So suddenly (so suddenly), performance is off
Their hook work is mad work, done right on the spot
Way more laughter now (more laughter now) than when the fools were on
Their hook work is mad work, respect for that sod

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hook work is mad work, done right on the spot)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hook work is mad work, respect for that sod)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (hook work is mad work, respect for that sod)