I'd rather detail my thoughts in an email
Can get specific, won't look like a dipshit
First try, no repeats 'less the Wi-Fi's sleepy
But that's still okay, mate, I'm fine to wait
Just don't force me, force me, force me to word-say
I don't want to call the place, hate to call the place

Don't make me call the place (yeah, call the place), call the place (yeah-eah-hea-hea-eah)
Call the place, hate to call the place
Don't make me call the place, call the place (just trust me)
Call the place, hate to call the place, don't want dread

I hate contactin' with a jaw that's yappin'
Whether a bus'ness or close friends, I'll miss
Speaker's always useless, can never hear you
And with no face, mate, might miss tones made
You don't want me, want me, want me to word-say
So let me not call the place, hate to call the place (oh-oh)

Don't make me call the place, call the place
Call the place, hate to call the place
Don't make me call the place, call the place (just trust me)
Call the place, hate to call the place
'Fraid it's true, dude, trust me
Sad but true, dude, trust me, can't stand it

Mouth keeps betrayin' me (whoo!), trippin' through ev'ry speech (hey!)
Why can't I text 'em, please? Do that instead, do that instead, oh-oh-oh
Only thing worse for me (ho-oh-oh) is @ them in a tweet (hey-ee-yeah)
I'm not that kinda freak, I won't do it, I won't do it
I don't trust me, trust me, trust me to not say
Somethin' wrong, can't call the place, hate to call the place

Don't make me call the place, call the place
Call the place, hate to call the place
Don't make me call the place, call the place (whoo!) (just trust me)
Call the place, hate to call the place
Don't make me ('fraid it's true) call the place (true), call the place (I know I've made this plea on super-max repeat)
Call the place (dude, trust me) (said trust me, oh-oh), hate to call the place (but that's not my fault, jeez)
Don't make me (sad but true) call the place, call the place (it's 'cause you're tellin' me that only weirdos freak)
Call the place (dude, trust me), hate to call the place (at callin' people, jeez)
'Fraid it's true, dude, trust me