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Song Parodies -> "Vertical"
Original Song Title:
"Personal"
Original Performer:
HRVY
Parody Song Title:
"Vertical"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
LISTER: I'm not gonna get plastered, Rimmer, just...just nicely drunk. RIMMER: Define "nicely drunk." Is "nicely drunk" horizontal or perpendicular?
Yes, I know I'm a little tipsy, 'fraid it's so
I've been drinkin' like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
But I don't think it's as bad as you claim, you know
Gonna be alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Have this test that has yet to not work
It's simple science, kinda shocked you've not heard it
We've been drunk buds, this ain't the first one
So I may be repeatin' my words like yeah
It's a simple-ass tip, oh yeah
I can still drive like this, oh yeah
I would swear by this trick
Know I'm not yet totally pissed
'Cause I'm still vertical (yes, I'm still vertical)
Not flat out so I'm not that pissed
Touch my nose while I have got both of my eyes closed?
That's too obvious, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Not that hard to ABC reverse
But there's a diff'rence when your balance is worthless
"Nicely drunk" is how I would word what
I've explained to a cop who's a jerk like yeah
I'm still fine for the trip, oh yeah
'Cause I have yet to tip, oh yeah
Standin' tall like a stick
I may wobble, not yet too pissed
'Cause I'm still vertical (yes, I'm still vertical)
Both feet flat so I'm not that pissed
You can say that it's dang'rous to assume that I'm safer
'Cause I'm not flat like paper, drives you crazy like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah, oh-oh-oh)
But I say you're a hater, I've left many a raver
Kinda sloshed but not cratered, drives you crazy like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah)
I know my tolerance, oh yeah
When I've soaked my own head, oh yeah
And when I can drive stick
So I swear that I'm not that pissed, yeah (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Give my keys back, you prick, oh yeah
I'm okay to drive this, oh yeah (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-oh)
Haven't fallen and tripped
So I think that I'm not that pissed, yeah
Vision isn't a mist, oh yeah
Words are still clear as shit, oh yeah
So stop bein' a dick
Since I'm totally not that pissed
'Cause I'm still vertical (yes, I'm still vertical)
Acute angle, still counts, not pissed
I've been drinkin' like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
But I don't think it's as bad as you claim, you know
Gonna be alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Have this test that has yet to not work
It's simple science, kinda shocked you've not heard it
We've been drunk buds, this ain't the first one
So I may be repeatin' my words like yeah
It's a simple-ass tip, oh yeah
I can still drive like this, oh yeah
I would swear by this trick
Know I'm not yet totally pissed
'Cause I'm still vertical (yes, I'm still vertical)
Not flat out so I'm not that pissed
Touch my nose while I have got both of my eyes closed?
That's too obvious, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Not that hard to ABC reverse
But there's a diff'rence when your balance is worthless
"Nicely drunk" is how I would word what
I've explained to a cop who's a jerk like yeah
I'm still fine for the trip, oh yeah
'Cause I have yet to tip, oh yeah
Standin' tall like a stick
I may wobble, not yet too pissed
'Cause I'm still vertical (yes, I'm still vertical)
Both feet flat so I'm not that pissed
You can say that it's dang'rous to assume that I'm safer
'Cause I'm not flat like paper, drives you crazy like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah, oh-oh-oh)
But I say you're a hater, I've left many a raver
Kinda sloshed but not cratered, drives you crazy like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah)
I know my tolerance, oh yeah
When I've soaked my own head, oh yeah
And when I can drive stick
So I swear that I'm not that pissed, yeah (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Give my keys back, you prick, oh yeah
I'm okay to drive this, oh yeah (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-oh)
Haven't fallen and tripped
So I think that I'm not that pissed, yeah
Vision isn't a mist, oh yeah
Words are still clear as shit, oh yeah
So stop bein' a dick
Since I'm totally not that pissed
'Cause I'm still vertical (yes, I'm still vertical)
Acute angle, still counts, not pissed
RIMMER: You jammy goit.
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