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Song Parodies -> "Bad Cooker"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Cooker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dude can't cook worth beans. Simple enough. Enjoy!
You may think you're the next Mrs. Fields
But ev'ry single damn one of your meals
Would be refused if served in a pig sty
I'll say it again, to make sure you heard right

Bad cooker
Nothin' you make tastes goo-ood, uh-huh
Bad cooker
Rather eat chunks of woo-ood, uh-huh now

You couldn't pay me to eat this slop
Half the time it's ice-cold, other half it's too hot
You even burned juice, that just ain't right
Even with recipes, your meals are shite

Bad cooker
Nothin' you make tastes goo-ood now
Bad cooker
Quit, I suggest you shou-ould now, yesh

Ugh, this is wrong, bad cooker
Nothin' you make tastes goo-ood, sorry
Ugh, got me retchin' now, b-bad cooker
Where did you learn to coo-ook, where?

How come ev'rythin' you make comes out so green?
Even when it's burnt, that colour's seen
Wouldn't trust you to even get toast right
Though I can't either, it's more proof you're shite

Bad cooker
Nothin' you make tastes goo-ood, sorry
Ugh, so gross, bad cooker
All with a hint of foo-oot, yeah-eah

I said yeah, yeah, yeah, ew
Cause nothin', nothin' you make tastes good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ew
I'll eat it, cause I'm a hungry fool
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ew

Actually, turns out the poor guy is a fantastic chef in his home dimension, he's just getting used to our physical laws. At least that's what he says. Would you trust a juice-burner? WOULD YOU?!

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - April 29, 2015 - Report this comment
looks like some of the voters were a little insecure about their own cooking abilities I flat out admit I can't cook worth a crap but that didn't stop me from finding this hilarious! 5's

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