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Song Parodies -> "Test Crammer"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Test Crammer"

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The Lyrics

Dumbass left his studying to the last minute and thus needs some help. Enjoy!
Know I'm kinda stupid

Facts don't stay in my brai-ain
For very long, a-and that's crap
Got a big exam toda-ay, tryin'
Not to just completely snap
So could you please help me
And fetch all the books I need

First problem: I'm a skimmer
Always skippin' chunks of important text
But I need to get my a-arse movin'
Teacher wants an "A", no less

So I must be a test crammer
Shove knowledge i-in my-y brain
Oh, I need to be a test crammer
Prove I'm not a total dummy, yeah

Somehow gonna jam ei-eight
Thousand-page books that are A3
Got a tiny font, ma-ate
They're as dull as thick textbooks can be

Need them to be a test crammer
Think I might nee-eed so-ome crates
Oh, of Coke to be a test crammer
Need to reset my energy
Oh, to keep test-crammin'
I need ev'ry edge, confound it
Test, test
Test crammer

I have to try
I've gotta cram it (have to cram it, need to cram it)
All of it (all of it)
Cause I don't know stuff (know none of this stuff)
Failed at learnin' shit, notes don't work for shit (oh)
Facts don't load for me (load for me)
'Less I cram 'em, dude (cram 'em dude)
Please work with me (work with me, huh)
Brain's a useless tool (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know it's true (you know me)
I suck, dude
Notes may work for you-ou (work for you)
Cause you've got the brain power
Knowledge lasts for hours, oh (please help me)
Come on, come on, help me, dude
Learn all, learn all this crap, dude (I'll owe you)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you (help me, please)
Only got thirty minutes
Yes, I'm a lazy dimit (got no clue)
I just can't do it, do it
I'm only five

This is totally me. Except I'm not five. Although that's another question, what dickbag of a teacher is assigning exams that require large amounts of large textbooks to five-year-olds?

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Joel Cairo - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
The stuff that anxiety nightmares are made of.
Jonathan - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
A+ 5's

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