Mate, mate, mate, mate

Feel down when you must leave, bud
It must be said we had some awesome fun, but now
The day is sadly done ('fraid to say we're done)
We can't just shake our hands, that wouldn't work
Whenever we high-five, it really hurts, but I
Know one thing that will work

C'mon, man, let's man hug right now, come on over
Some people would never, those people are posers
Come here and hold me tight, don't wimp out, that's not right
Shouldn't be so tryin' to hug a fellow guy (okay)
Don't be a dick (okay), thought you'd love it
C'mon, man, let's man hug right now, come on over
I've known you forever, know you're no poser

Mate, mate, mate, mate
Mate, mate, mate, mate

Don't see a reason why
You back away from my offer, you're like a jerk
Thought we were friends, right (the best of friends, right)?
There's nothin' lame about a simple hug
Who cares if our nipples happen to touch? It's worth
The warmness that will come

C'mon, man, let's man hug right now, come on over
Don't say that you'd never, that talk is for jokers
I want to say goodbye by holdin' on real tight
So could you stop writhin'? My arms want you inside (okay)
Don't be a prick (okay), thought you'd love it
C'mon, man, let's man hug right now, come on over
I've known you forever, know you're no joker

What the hell's your problem here, dude?
We've done mushier stuff, it's true
Cried at the movies out loud, but puttin' our arms around
Each other's the line? You douche
What's wrong with a man hug? Great way to bring closure
To today's adventure, won't you come over?

C'mon, man, let's man hug right now, come on over
Excuses aren't clever, don't smell like an ogre
"Our balls will touch" But I have my pants on, alright?
So do you, stop lyin' and let me say goodbye (okay)
The way I've picked (okay), don't be a shit
C'mon, man, let's man hug right now, come on over
I've known you forever, could not be closer

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (could be closer)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (if you'd just let me hug)
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na (please, come over)