Song Parodies -> "Revenge Is Made Out Of Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

"Revenge Is Made Out Of Guns"

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The Lyrics

Hopefully this'll be the last Beatles parody from me for a while, I've got other projects that need working on. This is my tribute to the Punisher. More dakka!

Frank's not a man who's happy much
Gloom 'n' doom 'n' more gloom, oh yeah
He took his fam'ly on a picnic in Central Park
But they came across a gruesome scene
They were witnesses to a killing by some mobsters
They were kinda screwed
The mob shot his wife and his two small children
Left him traumatised
And so Frank Castle, with his eyes full of hate
Swore revenge, which would involve some guns

He swore to take organised crime down
Can't testify cause the cops downtown
Had ties with the mob, he'll take 'em down

He is the Punisher, he's got guns
He is the Punisher, lots of guns
Real name Frank Castle, man, he's got guns
Real name Frank Castle, man, got lots of guns
He is the Punisher, he's got guns
He is the Punisher, he's got guns

Revenge is made out of guns (Revengeance bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Revenge is made out of guns, plural (Revengeance bang, bang, shoot, shoot)

He has the right to bear arms
Always has his finger on the trigger
He's aiming to do all criminals harm
Guess what? (Castle has) has lots of guns, uh-huh (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot)

Revenge is made out of guns, yes it is, (Revengeance bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Revenge is made out of, you guessed it, GUUUUNS (Revengeance bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
The Punisher's revenge is made out of guns, uh-huh (Revenge is made out of guns, yeah)

"Revengeance" is a portamnteau of "revenge" and "vengeance", and I didn't really make it up, I stole the idea from Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures but instead of "avengeance" I did "revengeance" because I forgot the real made-up word because I'm an idiot.

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Matthias - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Sweet tribute to the Punisher man! He's a superhero that never came across to me as a superhero but some crazy trigger happy dude but your parody made him seem a lot more superheroy than that crappy movie did. Well done.

Glen S - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment

I agree. Good parody to the Punisher. Especially enjoyed 'Gloom 'n' doom 'n' more gloom, oh yeah'

Rob Arndt - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment

I thought about Punisher and other male Superheros, but generally do better with female. Anyway-555. Keep 'em comin' :)

Porfle Popnecker - June 06, 2012 - Report this comment

Good job! I never read any Punisher comics but he sounds like a fun guy.

Matthias - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment

Nice to see The Punisher make an appearance back here in the contests just to give him some publicity.

Agrimorfee - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment

One of those parodies, I am sad to say, that I have zero knowledge of. Comic books are not my area of expertise, pretty much why I didnt join in that White Album project. "Gloom and doom and doom" was inspired, though.

Abbott Skelding - August 01, 2012 - Report this comment

Don't know anything about the Punisher, but you described it so well that I seem to know all about it! Great work here with a great OS!

Blaydeman - August 09, 2012 - Report this comment

(ABC) Yeah, the movie really didn't do Punisher justice. Thankfully, this parody did. Great job TCOP! Bullseye!

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