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Song Parodies -> "Sausages"

Original Song Title:

"Promises"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cranberries

Parody Song Title:

"Sausages"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

An ode to sausages. Why? Because they're an inherently funny word, like kumquat and Wankel rotary engine.
Whether it is cold or sunny
One food that's always good, ma-ate
You cannot go wrong with some sausages
Whether on bread or nyet, they'll always work

Just make sure you turn them over
So that they are cooked through all the wa-ay
If you're not thorough, there will be hell
No sauce will fix a snag that lame

If you happen to feel do-own
Then come a rou-ound
Eat with me-ee-ee

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Check these sausages I made
(Sausages I ma-ade)
Whether by themselves or with veggies, they're great
Great, grea-ea-ea-ea-eat

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Have some sausages on toast
(Warm sausages on toa-oast)
If you want some gravy, I won't mind, I won't
Won't, wo-o-o-o-on't

Sausage sizzles raise lots of money
Just a buck for one snag with brea-ead
Since they raise a lot of cash, that means
There is power in sausages

Can't believe I said that sentence
It just sounds ridiculous, ri-ight?
But no matter, cause my point is:
Sausages are worth it, have a bite

Can have them spicy or mi-ild
Here, have a tri-ial
Sausage, plea-ea-ease
Oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah, these sausages are great
(Sausages are grea-eat)
Whether for breakfast, dinner or for lunch break
Break, brea-ea-ea-ea-eak

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Whether dine-in or to-go
(Have them here or to-go-o)
All the phallicness can be ignored, I know
Know, kno-o-o-o-ow

Taste great, taste great, taste great, taste great, don't they?
So great, so great, so great, so great, aren't they?
Phallic, phallic, phallic, phallic, aren't they?
Still great, still great
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-ate
This is the radio edit, BTW. Full confession: I'm not really that gung-ho about sausages, but I'll eat 'em if I have to. It's just a funny word.

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Old Man Ribber - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Quite flavorful. Neil Simon agrees with you about amusing words. One of his characters in The Sunshine Boys claims that words with the K sound are usually funny...Cleveland, cucumber, and especially Alka-Seltzer. ;D
Rex - March 09, 2013 - Report this comment
From Blackadder: "This huge sausage is very suspicious." After writing this parody, you need to launch a line of "sausage power" merchandise. Funny word, funny concept, funny parody!
Agrimorfee - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Rather Freudian in the last half there, eh? Your Sausages might go well with my Pasta in the upcoming Donna Summer Artistry round. 555
Max Power - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
To be frank, they're even longer than a cucumber. To go on furter, the place you can find them is a real sausage fest.
Red Ant - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Saved teh best for the last (the penis comparison). lol. wasnt familiar with this OS before, scanned welll, and nice job of displaying with those 2 syllable 1 syllable words - any visual trick to pace a song is a + in my book. 555 sausages.
Matthias - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Like when you guys pick random topics and really flush them out. Sausages are indeed a food parody (which are a dime a dozen, like my fat parodies) but I don't think I've seen one that's solely about sausages before so take them off the grill because they are well done.

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