Whether it is cold or sunny
One food that's always good, ma-ate
You cannot go wrong with some sausages
Whether on bread or nyet, they'll always work

Just make sure you turn them over
So that they are cooked through all the wa-ay
If you're not thorough, there will be hell
No sauce will fix a snag that lame

If you happen to feel do-own
Then come a rou-ound
Eat with me-ee-ee

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Check these sausages I made
(Sausages I ma-ade)
Whether by themselves or with veggies, they're great
Great, grea-ea-ea-ea-eat

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Have some sausages on toast
(Warm sausages on toa-oast)
If you want some gravy, I won't mind, I won't
Won't, wo-o-o-o-on't

Sausage sizzles raise lots of money
Just a buck for one snag with brea-ead
Since they raise a lot of cash, that means
There is power in sausages

Can't believe I said that sentence
It just sounds ridiculous, ri-ight?
But no matter, cause my point is:
Sausages are worth it, have a bite

Can have them spicy or mi-ild
Here, have a tri-ial
Sausage, plea-ea-ease
Oh, oh

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah, these sausages are great
(Sausages are grea-eat)
Whether for breakfast, dinner or for lunch break
Break, brea-ea-ea-ea-eak

Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh
Whether dine-in or to-go
(Have them here or to-go-o)
All the phallicness can be ignored, I know
Know, kno-o-o-o-ow

Taste great, taste great, taste great, taste great, don't they?
So great, so great, so great, so great, aren't they?
Phallic, phallic, phallic, phallic, aren't they?
Still great, still great
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-ate