Thanks but no thank you, no need to freak or take it hard
Hate to be harsh but you can't make me wear scarves
No, you can't make me wear scarves

This unassumin' neck of mine is not one I'd assault by ties
You know this, oh, know you know this
So why'd you think I'd ever pick to wrap one 'round that's far more thick?
That's bogus and you well know it
And here's a pre-emptive "shut up" to your big rant, you're twitchin' hard
Just stow it, said stow it
Mmm-mmm, they're obvi-obvi-obviously diff'rent? Wow

Why can't "I don't like it" be all it takes to stop the farce, stop any farce?
No, my own opinion gets overridden by an arse and yes, you're the arse
I've said "no, thank you" and you respond by tryin' hard
Way too damn hard but you can't make me wear scarves
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no, you can't make me wear scarves

Protection from the cold when I feel fine with my damn hoodie zipped?
No jokin', ain't jokin'
The looser fits you've tried on me, I'm sorry, still feels hard to breathe
Can't just "hold it", you should know this
Mmm-mmm, they're honest-honest-honestly too heavy now
Honest-honest-honestly they weigh me down

Said why I don't like 'em and yet you still prolong the farce, stop with the farce
Ev'ry birthday present from you is one, you're such an arse, an absolute arse
It's not right of you to push your fashion on me hard
So weirdly hard, said you can't make me wear scarves
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no, you can't make me wear scarves
You can't make me wear scarves
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no, you can't make me wear scarves

Seems nothin', nothin', nothin's gonna stop you now
Nothin', nothin', nothin's gonna stop you now

Mmm, other than sheer violence, seems a bit much to stop this farce, 'tis just a farce
Although strangulation would be ironic, it's too far for just a big arse
Tempted to end you for how you're pushin' way too hard
Extremely hard, said you can't make me wear scarves
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no, you can't make me wear scarves
Said you can't make me wear scarves
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, no, you can't make me wear scarves