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Man, the late shift is littered with morons
"Two small fries and a light beer"
Ask for chicken breasts, C-cup or larger
That was old the first time
They're falling about, they're laughing so hard
"We don't sell light beer here, sir
Nor do we serve drunks in their underpants
Would you kindly get lost?"
This job don't pay much, but it's a living
Cashier at K.O. Burgers
It's minimum wage, but I've a nice boss
And workmates who aren't scum
It's the customers who make this job suck
At least the annoying ones
Ask for Coke when they are high as balls and
Think I will play along
"Burger combo meal, that's four-fifty"
Ev'ry day is like clockwork
I'm not one who does burger construction
If that sentence makes sense
I just sell this shit, so don't complain, man
If it's not to your liking
Yelling won't make the onions disappear
My peace, you are disturbing
Time is nearly up, it is ten o'clock
Time to collect my wages
Customer is there, asking for refund
Not my problem, it's Steve's
But boss says to me "Steve is on sick leave
And there's no-one else here now"
We've one register, that totally sucks
"You want fries with that burger?"
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