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Song Parodies -> "Yells at Weeds"
Original Song Title:
"Smells Like Me"
Original Performer:
Charlie Puth
Parody Song Title:
"Yells at Weeds"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
The law of Proportionate Response applies even in the garden doing gardening...things.
What's that scream for?
I thought someone was in harm
Yeah, somebody made a stab, made a stab, yeah
I run over in the hopes
That no-one's dead, hatin' that, hatin' that
But I didn't find a massive pool of blood (blood)
Which is good but the reason is dumb (dumb)
Didn't even break a leg or thumb (thumb)
Let alone a single damn limb severed
The only thing I see: you in your garden there
No roses scratchin' you or slugs inside your hair
Just a real sad scene
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells), yeah
We all have problems and they don't impact the same
I'm tryin' to be fair but this still hurts my brain
A pathetic scene
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells)
Madness, you don't rage, you whine
When your garden's not serene, not serene, right
I get (I get) the havoc wreaked in time
Oh, but it's true that there's only the one here, there's not two
So you've got the chance to nip it in the bud (bud)
Didn't mean to say that as a pun (pun)
Just want you to get you're actin' nuts (nuts)
Screamin' like your plants are screwed forever
Like a botanical Xbox Live user's there (user's there)
Over the smallest thing, you swear and swear and swear
It should just not be (oh-oh-oh)
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells), yeah
One little yank and the whole problem's gone away (gone away)
So your whole Hulk-out routine is a little strange
A bizarre-ass scene (oh-oh-oh)
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells)
Need to keep things in perspective, don't flip
There are times to go mental, mental
When discoverin' seventeen snakes in
Your gloves then lose your temper, temper
If overnight, there's only thistles growin' there (that's growin' there)
Then you can go ahead and burn it all, I swear
This is not that, please (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
When an adult just yells (at) at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells), yeah
It comes across as somethin' bad that needs to change (that needs to change)
So I don't run out for your really sad display
No more of (oh) this scene (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells)
I thought someone was in harm
Yeah, somebody made a stab, made a stab, yeah
I run over in the hopes
That no-one's dead, hatin' that, hatin' that
But I didn't find a massive pool of blood (blood)
Which is good but the reason is dumb (dumb)
Didn't even break a leg or thumb (thumb)
Let alone a single damn limb severed
The only thing I see: you in your garden there
No roses scratchin' you or slugs inside your hair
Just a real sad scene
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells), yeah
We all have problems and they don't impact the same
I'm tryin' to be fair but this still hurts my brain
A pathetic scene
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells)
Madness, you don't rage, you whine
When your garden's not serene, not serene, right
I get (I get) the havoc wreaked in time
Oh, but it's true that there's only the one here, there's not two
So you've got the chance to nip it in the bud (bud)
Didn't mean to say that as a pun (pun)
Just want you to get you're actin' nuts (nuts)
Screamin' like your plants are screwed forever
Like a botanical Xbox Live user's there (user's there)
Over the smallest thing, you swear and swear and swear
It should just not be (oh-oh-oh)
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells), yeah
One little yank and the whole problem's gone away (gone away)
So your whole Hulk-out routine is a little strange
A bizarre-ass scene (oh-oh-oh)
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells)
Need to keep things in perspective, don't flip
There are times to go mental, mental
When discoverin' seventeen snakes in
Your gloves then lose your temper, temper
If overnight, there's only thistles growin' there (that's growin' there)
Then you can go ahead and burn it all, I swear
This is not that, please (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
When an adult just yells (at) at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells), yeah
It comes across as somethin' bad that needs to change (that needs to change)
So I don't run out for your really sad display
No more of (oh) this scene (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
When an adult just yells at weeds (yells), that's crazy (yells)
I understand the concept of wondering if your ex still thinks of you, been done many times before to great effect, but hoping her jacket smells like you? That's hard to not take literal, dude.
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