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Song Parodies -> "Freebie for Me"

Original Song Title:

"Easy on Me"

Original Performer:

Adele

Parody Song Title:

"Freebie for Me"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Strawberry Ice Cream" self-challenge. You'd think that being a superhero would be worth a discount or two. You'd be wrong...
Almost had your whole damn head severed
Would I have let that happen? No way, never
A superhero must prevent slaughter
So it's not that much that I'm asking
Short on dollars, please be dialling
The price down a bit

Small freebie for me, buddy
I made you not die, small favour I ask you
Please, won't hurt to help me
Remove a dime or two for this donut, dude
A small freebie for me

Don't know why you have shown restraint
I'm guessing that you're deeply stuck in your way
Have to deny the folks who try
To wrangle discounts just to be a jerk
But I saved your butt

Small freebie for me, buddy
Wouldn't be alive, manager'd be that too
He'd be overcooked meat
If I hadn't zoomed and saved him from doom
Earned a freebie for me

Destroyed mad inventions made by evil folks
But the truth right now: it doesn't pay bills, kinda blows

Small freebie for me, buddy
Knock it down to five because that's all I have, dude
These keys to the city?
Look neat but I can't chew on symbolic food
Do a freebie for me

Man, imagine what this'd look like if I still did my "mark out every pitch change" nonsense. I think even the most jaded cashier would punch Superman in the face if he asked for another free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eebie. Yeesh.

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