It's a smell that holds such power
To cartoon mice, I'd say
That it's the most common addition
To any dish you could name
But while most say it's delicious
Sorry, but I must say
But I've been one to stray from those opinions
That for basic fact most people take
Yes, I hate it, just the slightest bit
My tastebuds will throw such a fit
I've been waitin' for a chance to fill you in

I don't like cheese
Keep it off my spag bog, please, I'll throw
Up what I ate last night
Cheese
Keep that foul stuff far from me, can't feast
On lasagne, all right?
Cause it has cheese

No, I do not need to taste it
In the past, it's made me reel
Hate when Hungry Jack's tries to up-sale
Cheese and bacon? No deal
Thought I gave you warnin' 'head of time
I know you know what foods that I
Like, instead you thought that I would change my mind

I don't like cheese
Parmesan does more than reek, it blows
Feed me that, I'd just die
Cheese
Not a lactose thing, you see, I seethe
When that's brought up, not right
Just don't like cheese

Cheese
Not a concept that's so hard
You won't convince me
To eat that, please

I don't like cheese
Jack to do with diet needs, you know
My brain's workin' just fine
Cheese
Now where is that pizza, please? I need
A taste, more than one slice (cheese)
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah (that hits the spot just right)
Cheese (anyway, the point I'm makin': screw cheese, hate it)
Say, what's with the sudden glower?
I need you to explain