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Michelle Branch

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The Lyrics

The tale of a man who doesn't like that common dairy comestible: cream! Wait, no...
It's a smell that holds such power
To cartoon mice, I'd say
That it's the most common addition
To any dish you could name
But while most say it's delicious
Sorry, but I must say
But I've been one to stray from those opinions
That for basic fact most people take
Yes, I hate it, just the slightest bit
My tastebuds will throw such a fit
I've been waitin' for a chance to fill you in

I don't like cheese
Keep it off my spag bog, please, I'll throw
Up what I ate last night
Keep that foul stuff far from me, can't feast
On lasagne, all right?
Cause it has cheese

No, I do not need to taste it
In the past, it's made me reel
Hate when Hungry Jack's tries to up-sale
Cheese and bacon? No deal
Thought I gave you warnin' 'head of time
I know you know what foods that I
Like, instead you thought that I would change my mind

I don't like cheese
Parmesan does more than reek, it blows
Feed me that, I'd just die
Not a lactose thing, you see, I seethe
When that's brought up, not right
Just don't like cheese

Not a concept that's so hard
You won't convince me
To eat that, please

I don't like cheese
Jack to do with diet needs, you know
My brain's workin' just fine
Now where is that pizza, please? I need
A taste, more than one slice (cheese)
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah (that hits the spot just right)
Cheese (anyway, the point I'm makin': screw cheese, hate it)
Say, what's with the sudden glower?
I need you to explain

I adore me some Hawaiian pizza, even though I can't stand cheese. Nor am I a fan of ham. Or pineapple. Or tomatoes. And I find bread boring. Have I told this story before? Probably. I know I've pointed out how Hungry Jack's is the Australian name for Burger King because of trademark shenanigans that conveniently still share the same syllable count and the same stressing so substitution is easy. Point is: parmesan cheese smells like feet.

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Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - March 06, 2018 - Report this comment
I disagree with your viewpoints on cheese. I LOVE cheese. I even ask for pizza and sandwiches with extra cheese! But this was still a nicely polished parody so 555

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