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Song Parodies -> "No Good Bastards Inc."

Original Song Title:

"Feel Good Inc."

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"No Good Bastards Inc."

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The Lyrics

Sort of the reverse of iisryan's 'Feel Bad Inc.' with "me" being the cause of all "his" troubles. I'm just not a very nice person.

No good
No good
No good
No good
No good

Set up some mouse traps on your jogging strip
Replaced my your shaving cream with Choc Whip
Switched all your DVD's so they're in the wrong case
Draw a Hitler moustache on your deep-sleeping face
The cops'll never catch me cause I leave no tracks
If you sit near me watch out for a thumbtack
And all I ever hear is "Why'd you do that?"
I say "Because I'm bored and don't give a crap, no..."

Taggin', taggin on your walls
"How'd you like to suck my balls?"
Blocked-up toilets, stopped-up sinks
Makes you swear, but makes ME laugh
Set all the test subjects free
And emptied a purse of money
I don't know whose purse it was
Like I actually care?

Prank calls to the Hazmat
Mad cats
Lettin' 'em loose on your new mat
Oh, and did I mention that
They are diarrhetic cats?
Now I'm diggin' holes all around the house
Care Bears missing stuffing, eyes, toes and ears
I stole all your chocolate
Yo! You know that Motown
Show in town?
It's sold out!
All thanks to me
I bought up all the rest
Of the tickets
So, no doubt
You're in the sh!t
As long as I am living
You will not ever win
I'll make your life a living hell

No good
No good

I made sure you lost your job
Told your boss you were a slob
Yes I am picking on you
No-one else reacts better
Some they break down, some they scream
And some they try to tackle me
You try to ignore it all
But I will strike again

Won't stop 'till you crack up
'Till you've got no more backups
And go in the loony bin
Rigged the S.A. Lotto
So you would lose, don't you know
I'm the world's most evil git

No good
Bastard (Repeat 'till end)
*You know, the trademark 'bad guy sinster laugh'?

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 31

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Jack Wilson - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is AWESOME! 555
Kristof Robertson - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
THIS is what you get when a young man with potential applies himself to his craft.....quality. You just keep getting better and better, bobpie. 555
Jeff Reuben - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This is very good, I guess the song was too new to get more votes, but I really laughed while reading it!
The Charnstar - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the song, I've never had someone write a song about me before... I loved it 5-5-5
tomario - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
i haven't upset you have i ?(hiding behind the sofa) great parody 555
Michael McVey - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Reminds me of "The World's Worst Roommate" which sometimes plays on Dr. Demento.---MM
Below Average Dave - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTMWC) "Taggin', taggin on your walls "How'd you like to suck my balls?" Wow--I never wanna make you angry.
Matthias - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Conquerer... Never you were such an angry guy.... I'll make sure not to piss you off
Agrimorfee - March 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) You bastard! This was funny as hell!
Peter Andersson - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTY - I'd liked the concept from the title down, and BTW the title sound like it could be the title for the next Austin Powers movie, would that make you the Mini-Me of parodies? :-)
Matthias - March 15, 2007 - Report this comment
So much evil in such a young man.... I'm afraid
Stuart McArthur - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) great stuff bobpie - holds its own in this comp - 555
Red Ant - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) I didn't get the "They are diarrhetic cats?" line, but other than that this was awesome. Never heard TOS before now... interesting tune. Fun stuff, Pieman. 5s.
Rick C - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Wow, I'm glad you don't live near me, Conq! You have an odd idea of what fun is. I found this parody to be quite fun though, in a sadistic sort of way. :-) 555
Below Average Dave - March 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTY) Still can't get over the "How'd You Like to Suck My Balls" line, that just reminds me of Eric Cartment and the movie Bigger Longer and Uncut. . .he he he
Someguy - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This song gives me gas. I hate-er-like it.
KIMBERLY - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
tHAT WAS crappy!!
Below Average Dave - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh look, Kimberly again saying crappy, that's what she said on my "Crazy for Chips" also. . .Conq. . .you know you did good here. - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
A great OS and not an easy one to tackle (at least not for me - I've given up on it a few times). But you did a stellar job with it, you wall-tagging bastard.
Agrimorfee - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh no, here he comes again!...:)
Matthias - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I kinda would like to see what would come up for this one after reading his comment.... But good job on tackling this song, it's on the Epic 40 list for a very good reason.
littleCupCakes - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
careful Sir . . . could be time for a < SKUNK > drop!!
Guy - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) Could have done without the SMB ref. TMI. Don't like the OS either. I'd say you did a good job ripping off the OS however.
Below Average Dave - March 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) I still think is one of your best to date. One thing I want to point out, the full line they are saying is "shake it-shake it shake it-shake it Feel Good" . . .but most people would construe that as scratching. . .so I assumed that's how you treated it, and it works evenly. . .still fantastic.
Red Ant - March 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) See above! A pleasure to revisit this one, pieman.
stuart mcarthur - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4) whoa, you are one determined bastard, bobpie, although warning folk about the thumbtacks indicates you do have a soft side - some great rhyming here - 555
Invisible Boy - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N)I'd hate to see what you would do if you were really mad. Good job.
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
(ABC4N) As I said before, bobpie....this is just pure gold. A b'stard of an OS spoofed with great skill.
mason - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment

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