-> "Rarest Blood of All"
Original Song Title:
"Greatest Love of All"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rarest Blood of All"
The Lyrics
Whether it's a small leak from a suture
Or a giant smear on the highway
When I see blood a-all I feel is bad inside
That doesn't mean sick, mind, I don't get queasier
I just see a wa-aste of what could never ever save me
My chances of transfusion are zero
The doctors always look so co-onfused
Cause the blood I have flowing through me constantly
It isn't A-A or B
It's some new ty-ype that they've never seen
I'm not gonna give up though
I'll take a journey across the-e who-ole globe
Until what's running in me
Is found within anothe-er, plea-ease
Amongst the liquo-uor and caffeine
They keep saying what's inside o-of me
Might be the ra-are-est blood of all
What's in my-y arteries
Could be the-e ra-are-est blood of all
Inside of me
The ra-are-est bloo-ood of a-a-a-all
It kinda-a sucks for me
No sampl-les on the shelf
Of what's the ra-arest blood o-of all
From fancy-ass mansions to the sewers
Yet to find someone who's blood's the same
The strange looks I get can fill a scrapbook twice
My desperation might make me seem creepier
But I really nee-eed to learn why my blood's a ra-arity
Why won't doctors let me know
Why they all shake and mutter wo-ords li-ike so?
It's not like my blood is green
Or purple, black or see-throu-ough, geez
Why can't I fi-ind a donor? Please
Someone just explain what's wrong wi-ith me
I've got the ra-are-est blood of all
What's in my-y arterie-ie-ies
Might be the-e ra-are-est blood of all
Inside of me
The ra-are-est bloo-ood of all
It really sucks for me
No-one's a-able to help
With what's the ra-arest blood o-of all
The test re-esults are all the same
"Some sort o-of oil-like stuff"
Has to-o be-e nonsense, a-a-a fake
Can't be-e a robo-ot
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