Song Parodies -> "Running From the Bulls"

Original Song Title:

"Hungry Like the Wolf"

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Original Performer:

"Running From the Bulls"

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The Lyrics

Dude plans to unleash a mighty stampede! Why? Cause he can, I guess.

Currently sweatin' over these wires
Deep in the system is where I'm mired
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo
It's hard to do this by the moonlight
Even my iPhone screen would be way too bright
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo

Kneelin' on the ground
All of this mud is worth it, dude
Into the crowds, I'm gonna let out
'Bout a hundred angry bulls
You might ask why? "Why not?" I reply
Cause I'm kind of a crazy douche
Stressin' my mind, but in due time
You'll be runnin' from the bulls

Man, this rich moron sure wants to hide
All of his prime bulls out of common sight
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo
"Are you wearin' red" Please don't be that guy
Go look it up, you'll learn that that trope's a lie
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo doo

That's not the point now
I'd move your butt if I were you
Cause through this town, a-runnin' around
There'll be tons of angry bulls
I'll be alright, I know how to hide
From those livin' prime rump steaks, it's true
Hackin' inside so that in due time
You'll be runnin' from the bulls

Runnin' from the bulls
Runnin' from the bulls
Runnin' from the bulls

Crackin' it now, the password was "cow"
So obvious it was hard, dude
Gates openin' now, soon you'll hear the sound
Of those confused, angry bulls
I hear a whine, mechanical slide
Gross, what was I just sprayed with? Ew
Pheromones? I'd best be off, right
Now I'm runnin' from the bulls
That's a surprise now, sprayed to smell like cow
In case some schmuck cracks their code, dude
Commend him, wow, but I'm busy now
Kinda runnin' from the bulls
Zig-zaggin' lines, parkourin' and shite
Must move my behind 'fore it's run through
By those horns, right

Baby, I'm preying on you tonight, hunt you down eat you alive, just like animals, animals, like animals-mals...

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Jonathan - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment

no bull? 5's

Ernesto Jeminguay - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment

As alcalde of Pamplona, I send muchas gracias to Señor Conqueror (I do not think I like that name) for his tribute. The festival of San Fermín, or the Running of the Bulls as it’s more commonly known outside Spain, officially begins at midday on 6th July every year with the ‘Chupinazo’ which takes place on the balcony of the Casa Consistorial in Pamplona. Thousands of people congregate in the square awaiting the mayor’s (that's me) official announcement that the fiestas have begun, a rocket is launched and the partying begins. Olé!

José Jimenez - July 05, 2016 - Report this comment

The bodies of the trampled are ground up and become the secret ingredient in Spam. Mmm!

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