-> "We're All Mutants"
Original Song Title:
"When We're Human"
Original Performer:
The Princess and the Frog
Parody Song Title:
"We're All Mutants"
The Lyrics
Professor X:
You've heard of the mutant species
From Cyclops to Wolverine
I long for us all to get along
With human kind, that's my dream
My psychic powers are strong, but please don't run away
My school helps mutants to be wise
And not blow buildings up ev'ryday
Listen
All us mutants
Just want to be free
Can't help that we were born with the gene, I know
That if you're good inside, you'll side with me
Won't you, won't you? Yes, yes, I'll show you
That we're not all crazy
Magneto:
Don't you listen to him
He's a backwards-thinking man
Because mutants like you and I
Are far greater than man
Humans only want to harm
All those of mutant kind
Join the Brotherhood, we won't pander
To those humans ev'ry time
Eh, Xavier?
Might resort to violence a lot
But that's what humans seem to want
So why not go that far?
Professor X:
Stop it, Erik!
Magneto:
Prove that mutants
Are better than these
Pathetic creatures who think that they're the norm
Ignore this fool and follow me
New Mutant:
It's tough to choose between you
Seems that I'm a mutant, apparently
Didn't know of that before you knocked
That would explain this tail behind me
Part of the mutant species
Should learn how to be one
But should I pick the safe and boring way?
Or you, who's on the news most days?
He's right, humans can be pricks
To mutants, I've done that myself quite a bit
So I'm just not sure what to do
Professor X, Magneto, and New Mutant:
We're all mutants, kids of the X-gene
Professor X:
We need to get along
Magneto:
We deserve to rule, quite right
New Mutant:
Will there be hope that the plot won't have gigantic ho-oles?
Professor X, Magneto, and New Mutant:
Don't be stupid
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