Hi! Hi!
You're kind of a jerk (uh-huh)
And I've got bad news for you (you better listen)
You can't hide the fact you're a jerk
I know it's delib'rate, 'fraid so (not right)

Humility, you're tryin' (uh, tryin')
Unfortunately, I know (ow, uh-oh) (know, jerk)
Your inner state of boredom (straight boredom now)
Your keenness was a joke (a way to set me up)
I don't mind if you don't like (don't like)
The things I do, but yet (true, but yet)
No need to be a dick to me
By puttin' on feigned int'rest (that feigned int'rest)

It's feigned int'rest
What a douchebag, your feigned int'rest
Hate it
You took me for dumb because the way that I get
When I talk my hobby shit
It's feigned int'rest
You're a douchebag, your feigned int'rest
Such a dick move, dick
Say you're not so keen
Leadin' me on? Kinda mean

Man, do me a favour: the next time, you can be rude
Tell me that my nonsense is the worst thing you've heard of, dude
Would be far less painful than what I feel inside
Too strong a word is "betrayal", but it still hurt to find

'Twas feigned int'rest
What a douchebag, your feigned int'rest
Hate it
It's feigned int'rest
Such a douchebag, your feigned int'rest
Hate it

I just wanted to share my int'rests
It's a nerd thing (yes, it's a nerd thing)
And just (just) cause (cause) you (you) hide (hide) the (the) look (look) of (of) "You (you) twit"
It doesn't mean I don't see it, oh (it doesn't mean I don't see it)

I've seen eyes a-glazin' cause the lore is like thick soup
Tend to push folks deep in with little warnin', that's the truth
So your awkward claimin' that you're of that same type
Is for naught, see through that bullshit, I've learned to spot the signs
Of that feigned int'rest, yeah

Activity is mindless
It's honest to say it's so
An act, know you've put on one
Pretend you care, you don't
I know why, it's so you'll mine (you'll mine)
Fodder to joke with friends, whoa-oh-oh-oh (joke with friends)
I do enough mockin' of me
No need for your feigned int'rest (no need for feigned int'rest)

It's feigned int'rest (whoo!)
What a douchebag, your feigned int'rest
Hate it
It's feigned int'rest
Big ol' douchebag, your feigned int'rest
Hate it
It's feigned int'rest (oh, it's feigned int'rest)
Total douchebag, your feigned int'rest (you're a dick)
Hate it
It's feigned int'rest (didn't mean it, oh)
Utter douchebag (whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa), tad bit evil
Hate it, oh, it's shit (feigned int'rest)
I know your real motive, please (despite all your claims)
This is the fourth time, you sleeze (I've caught on)
Oh, what a douchebag, cut the lies
Yes, I know, (dude, I know)