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Song Parodies -> "Lobby"
Original Song Title:
"Sorry"
Original Performer:
Halsey
Parody Song Title:
"Lobby"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Of all the problems that may come with a trip to the cinemas, these are probably low on the list. Doesn't make 'em any more annoying, though...
Sometimes you ask me why I seem
So reluctant when a film's released
Of course, I wanna go and see it
It's the "go" that makes me weep
I know that ev'ryone complains
About the sticky seats and such
The jerk on their phone's a pain
And the kids who won't shut up
It's the lobby where I tend to shudder
Lobby before the big screen
That's where they keep the signs that tempt me
To buy snacks, prices obscene
Lobbies are a total bother
Lobbies are where they have lines
By the time they reach you
You'll have missed your most wanted screening time
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
It doesn't matter where I stood
The rubbish lays there, don't look good
Film may soon start but I can't leave
The gum leftovers have me hooked
And even if the floors were sparse
It would still look a total mess
These cardboard standees are a farce
I'm pretty sure that movie's left
Hate the lobby, they're a total bother
Lobbies, sure wish they would leave
They're busywork that no-one really
Wants or likes, are they in need?
Lobbies always make me chunder
Lobbies, yes, you heard that right
All those kids that scream through
Have always left something nasty behind
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Upon the giant screen
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Too long 'til DVD
Lobbies tear that want asunder
Lobbies break it all for me
The couches are all gross and sticky
Have to stand which hurts my feet
Lobbies are an utter bother
Lobbies kill the fun, that's right
I would love to meet you
But let's make it an at-home movie night
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Upon the giant screen
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Too long 'til DVD
So reluctant when a film's released
Of course, I wanna go and see it
It's the "go" that makes me weep
I know that ev'ryone complains
About the sticky seats and such
The jerk on their phone's a pain
And the kids who won't shut up
It's the lobby where I tend to shudder
Lobby before the big screen
That's where they keep the signs that tempt me
To buy snacks, prices obscene
Lobbies are a total bother
Lobbies are where they have lines
By the time they reach you
You'll have missed your most wanted screening time
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
It doesn't matter where I stood
The rubbish lays there, don't look good
Film may soon start but I can't leave
The gum leftovers have me hooked
And even if the floors were sparse
It would still look a total mess
These cardboard standees are a farce
I'm pretty sure that movie's left
Hate the lobby, they're a total bother
Lobbies, sure wish they would leave
They're busywork that no-one really
Wants or likes, are they in need?
Lobbies always make me chunder
Lobbies, yes, you heard that right
All those kids that scream through
Have always left something nasty behind
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Upon the giant screen
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Too long 'til DVD
Lobbies tear that want asunder
Lobbies break it all for me
The couches are all gross and sticky
Have to stand which hurts my feet
Lobbies are an utter bother
Lobbies kill the fun, that's right
I would love to meet you
But let's make it an at-home movie night
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Upon the giant screen
Watch a film, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Watch it, I want to
Too long 'til DVD
I was originally going to make this about video game hubworlds that are too big, but then I realised that a "lobby" in a game means something entirely different. Blame my childhood growing up on Donkey Kong 64, 'cause that game had little lobbies for each world.
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Lobby, as to Lori and Bobby, is mentioned only once in a episode of The Loud House entitled "Get the Message"
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