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Song Parodies -> "Intervention"

Original Song Title:

"Touch It"

Original Performer:

Busta Rhymes

Parody Song Title:

"Intervention"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude, we need to talk about your drinking problem...
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered (okay, this right here is)
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered (your big intervention, haha, haha)
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered (let's go, we need you to cut back)
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered (on the drunkard schtick)
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered (that's you, bud)

Got your whole family 'round (uh-huh)
Got a spot here to flop your big drunken ass down (uh-huh)
No, there, can't miss it, the only spare chair around
The way you wobble (huh), I guess you're seein' double now (not a shock)
Now you're off the porcelain throne, been yellin' straight down (huh)
Spreadin' pollution since you got back in the house (c'mon)
Either end is really disgustin', not gonna tone down (ha, huh)
The things that always happen once the bars throw you out (that's you, bud)
We're gettin' sick of the flow (uh-huh)
All night, stuck on the bog, the things you flood it with, gross (c'mon)
Nobody wants to talk about this kinda thing, so
I won't delay it (huh), get it out of the way, there it goes (get it done)
Vomit's flyin', burps always floatin', we can't shut it out
'Cause you bring it (huh) to wherever that you're passin' out
Hope it doesn't (huh) touch me when it comes out your mouth
Just startin' now with the problems that come when you chug down and end up

Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered (that's you, bud)

Now that we've started, let's move on to the hell (uh-huh)
That is all of the accidents that never end well (uh-huh)
I'm not surprised your licence has been shredded to hell
But I still get texts (huh) that you've wrecked one more car, I can't tell (what is up)
If your sloshed brain thought it unjust you went to a cell (c'mon)
Just because the speed limit was overly excelled (c'mon)
So you took your wheels for a jaunt, off the edge you fell (c'mon)
Both the figurative sense and why you're in your wheel well (that's you, bud)
Or if somebody aimed to drop off (uh-huh)
Your ass back at your home because it's way too dark to walk
Then you took control of the truck to make the turn-off (uh-huh)
Both things are bad (huh), but the texts are never clear which, that's all (clear it up)
Except when they mention that you tried for a bus (c'mon)
And I shoot back with a quick "How come you mentioned the fuzz?" (huh)
Then it suddenly hits me that you meant you're drivin' one
It's not as funny (ha) a bit when it's real life, so please cut out bein'

Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered (that's you, bud)

The problem won't stop 'til you cut back (uh-huh)
On all of the wine and the schnapps, the gin and cognac (uh-huh)
Ev'ry little time that I get a news post, I slap
My forehead, strainin' (huh) to not start all our talks with a slap (what a nut)
Once again, I learn you ran around swingin' your dick (c'mon)
With your trousers on your thick head, wieldin' a stick (c'mon)
Of the hockey kind, smashin' ev'ry car, what a trip (huh)
Hopin' that (ha) no-one knows that I'm your relative, hate when you're

Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered

Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered
Turnt up, steamin', well and hammered
Munted, shit-faced, wasted, schnockered

"Intervention" contains samples of "Alcoholic" as written by the_conqueror_of_parodies a.k.a. ME.

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