The dork is mine, the dork is mine
The dork is mine, the dork is mine
The dork is mine

Jock 1:
Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?
Jock 2:
Uh huh, sure. You know, you look kinda familiar
Jock 1:
Yeah, no shit, dude. But, um, I just wanted to know, do you know that dweebhead named...you, you know his name
Jock 2:
Oh yeah, definitely, I know his name
Jock 1:
Well, I just want to let you that he's mine
Jock 2:
Aha, no, no, he's mine

Jock 1 & Jock 2:
You-ou need to give i-it up
'Fore your face ge-ets pu-unched
Face it, bro, you-ou see
The dork is mine
Know that me a-and you
Always get co-onfu-u-used
That's the-e point, you-ou see
The dork is mi-ine

Jock 1:
That twerp with the punched-i-in face
He turned all my-y grades to-o A's
Because I-I pro-omised him a-a break
From the-e ne-ext lo-ocker stu-uffin', ma-a-ate
Jock 2:
That may be so, but du-ude, you-ou see
He's done way be-etter fo-or me
Su-ure, my-y la-ast test wa-as a-a B
Bu-ut he-e wo-orked it ou-out with me-e-e
Jock 1:
There's no way that tha-at's ri-ight, mate
That's utter bullcrap what you've ju-ust to-old me
Cause you're just li-ike me-e with you-our du-umb brai-ain
Tha-at ne-erd-fa-ace is my-y math sla-a-a-a-a-a-a-ave
Jock 2:
Just because you do-on't think I-I could
Doesn't mean I-I ca-an't lea-earn goo-oo-ood
Base conce-ept you-ou've misunde-erstood
Tha-at vio-iole-ence ain't wha-at it too-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ook (the dork is mi-ine)

Jock 1 & Jock 2:
You-ou need to give i-it up
'Fore I kick you-our bu-utt (you-our bu-u-u-u-u-u-utt)
Plain as day, you-ou see (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
The dork is mine (dork i-is mi-i-i-i-i-ine)
He ain't helpi-in' you (not helpin' you-ou-ou-ou-ou)
So far from the-e tru-u-uth (the tru-u-u-u-uth)
That ne-erd's helpi-in' me ('frai-aid so)
The dork is mi-ine (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Jock 1:
Fa-ace the-e truth, he ain't wi-ith you-ou
Tha-at da-amn twerp is not a foo-oo-ool
You need to-o kno-ow it's me-e, no-ot you-ou
Who's gettin' his homewo-ork done by-y that du-u-ude
Jock 2:
Funny thing i-is, that's not a-a lie
Because the fa-act is tha-at I
Di-id it myse-elf o-ove-er time
He gave me ti-ips for i-it all, ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
Jock 1:
That's insa-ane, cau-ause it's no-ot the-e wa-a-ay
That us spo-ortish guys wo-ork, ma-ate
We punch dorkheads in the fa-ace
And they do the wo-ork for no pa-ay
Jock 2:
I'm not shocked you-ou missed the picture
Whi-ich i-is why-y in the-e fu-uture
I'll be framed all Ha-all-o-of-Fa-ame-like
While you're stackin' she-elves, the do-ork i-is mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine (the dork is mine)

Jock 1 & Jock 2:
You-ou need it give i-it up (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh)
Face the truth no-ow, bu-ud (no-ow, bu-u-u-ud)
Anyone ca-an see (ca-an see-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee)
The dork is mine (the-e-e dork i-is mi-i-ine)
Better drop i-it, dude (ju-ust dro-op i-it, du-u-ude)
You'll be black a-and blue-ue-ue (beat you black and blue-ue-ue)
Maybe-e then you-ou'll see (face the-e facts a-and see-ee-ee-ee)
The dork is mi-ine (the-e dork is mi-i-i-i-i-ine)
You-ou need to give i-it up (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Insistence i-is nu-uts (it's drivin' me nu-uts)
Ev'ryone ca-an see (he's mine)
The dork is mine (he's all mine, he's mine, he's mi-i-i-ine)
There's no point i-in you (no point, bu-uddy-y)
Continui-in', du-u-ude (no-o need to co-onti-inue-ue-ue-ue)
Plain fo-or all to-o see (a-all the-e students see-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee)
The dork is mi-ine

Jock 1:
Wouldn't be shocked if soo-oon I-I found
A whisper of the rea-eal tru-uth now
The do-ork i-is mi-ine unle-ess so-omehow (oh-oh-oh-ooh)
You've go-ot bla-ackmai-ail on hi-is ass no-o-ow
Jock 2:
What made you think that bu-ullshi-it, dude?
Don't answer that, I kno-ow the-e truth
You're thi-ick a-as he-ell, you cou-ouldn-n't start (oh-oh-oh)
To think to-o a-ask for he-elp, too ha-a-ard (oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh)

Jock 1 & Jock 2:
You-ou need it give i-it up (just le-et i-it lie-ie-ie)
You're a friggi-in' du-unce (what an u-utter du-unce)
No way that you-ou'll see (you-ou re-efu-use to-o see-ee)
The dork is mine (the-e-e dork i-is mine, oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Kinda sad tha-at you (it's rea-eal sad tha-at you-ou-ou-ou)
Are still so co-onfu-u-used (are so-o da-amn co-onfu-u-u-used)
I'm the-e jock he-e sees (I'm the one he-e see-ee-ee-ee-ees)
The dork is mi-ine (no-o, no-o-o)
You-ou need it give i-it up (you-ou need to give it u-u-up)
Get it through you-our sku-ull (you-our thick sku-ull)
Here's a hint fo-or free (o-one sma-all hi-int fo-or free-ee-ee-ee):
The dork is mine (the do-o-o-o-o-ork is mi-i-i-ine)
Face the simpl-le truth (mi-i-i-i-i-i-ine, oh-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah-ah-ah)
He won't deal wi-ith you-ou-ou (ain't gon' deal with you-ou-ou-ou)
You're plai-ain insa-ane, you see (just plain mad, you see-ee-ee-ee-ee)
The dork is mi-ine (the-e dork is mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine)
You-ou need it give i-it up (no-ot yours)
Askin' for a-a pu-unch (bu-ut mine, no-ot you-ours)
Wake up, moro-on, see (bu-ut mi-ine, not yours)
The dork is mine (bu-u-ut mi-i-ine)
How this can't ge-et through
Your too-thick hea-ead, du-u-ude
Is a-a myste-ery
The dork is mi-ine