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Song Parodies -> "Plast' Cast"
Original Song Title:
"Last Last"
Original Performer:
Burna Boy
Parody Song Title:
"Plast' Cast"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
"Plast'" being short for "plaster", to be clear. Having one's gotta be not fun, I imagine.
Now I've got plast' cast, there's perfect proof I'm a huge dumbarse
This blows, sucks
This blows, 'fraid (sucks) so
Dude, I don't want it discussed, no, I know I'm a dumbo, I won't deny it's my fault
Big-ass boot like a clown, joke though without any disgust, no, empathy's insultin'
'Cause they just think I'm a big klutz, no, I'm a big delib'rate knob, so if you're gonna draw one on
I won't get mad, the trouble of this hard sock's well-earned, just blows, mmm
Those you know me will not be shocked I broke my damn ankle, they know
Like I know that I blow, "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
Real pain in my ass when I need to shower, sittin' down while water falls, feel like a potted flower
While my foot's in a bag, makes me feel dour, foot's inside a bag, no shock I'm dour
A little body bag-esque, just not all over, if that sounds too morbid, I'll tone it lower
Feels like I didn't doff my shoe pre-shower, it's still bone-dry, but still
W-W-Wish that I could move, could move as fast as I think I used to
Never been a real sporty guy, true, but pretty sure that my stats have dropped by 'bout two
More things make me fume and fume (and fume), friends and family don't want to (want to)
Hear about 'em, it's not what they're choosin' to ask about, it's only "How?", which feels rude
I'd say "another time" but that would be a lie, dude, keep my lips tight 'til the day I die
Clear I've got plast' cast, just call it proof I'm a huge dumbarse
Please let it lie, I know, I, I know, perfect number of guys
To say "Oh, that day", so,"how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
This blows, sucks
This blows, 'fraid (sucks) so
Dude, I don't want it discussed, no, I know I'm a dumbo, I won't deny it's my fault
Big-ass boot like a clown, joke though without any disgust, no, empathy's insultin'
'Cause they just think I'm a big klutz, no, I'm a big delib'rate knob, so if you're gonna draw one on
I won't get mad, the trouble of this hard sock's well-earned, just blows, mmm
Those you know me will not be shocked I broke my damn ankle, they know
Like I know that I blow, "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
Real pain in my ass when I need to shower, sittin' down while water falls, feel like a potted flower
While my foot's in a bag, makes me feel dour, foot's inside a bag, no shock I'm dour
A little body bag-esque, just not all over, if that sounds too morbid, I'll tone it lower
Feels like I didn't doff my shoe pre-shower, it's still bone-dry, but still
W-W-Wish that I could move, could move as fast as I think I used to
Never been a real sporty guy, true, but pretty sure that my stats have dropped by 'bout two
More things make me fume and fume (and fume), friends and family don't want to (want to)
Hear about 'em, it's not what they're choosin' to ask about, it's only "How?", which feels rude
I'd say "another time" but that would be a lie, dude, keep my lips tight 'til the day I die
Clear I've got plast' cast, just call it proof I'm a huge dumbarse
Please let it lie, I know, I, I know, perfect number of guys
To say "Oh, that day", so,"how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), "how" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so)
"How" stays unspoken, 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so), 'fraid so ('fraid so)
I say "I imagine" because I have yet to break a bone myself. I do know how weird it feels to sit down in the shower, though. Stupid Guillain-Barré.
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