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Song Parodies -> "Slow Down (It's Not Paid Off)"

Original Song Title:

"Show 'Em (What You're Made Of)"

Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Slow Down (It's Not Paid Off)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Always remember to keep your priorities in check, unlike this dude...
In a hurry, but you'll find
Slowin' down would suit you fine
Cause I, cause I
Am sev'ral fees of a large-ish size
Behind, so this car's mostly mine
Please drive, please drive
Like you'll be screwed, which you might be, I'll
Find a new direction for your spine
If a few more scratches have accrued

I've put all my hope in
You not rollin' right over
So slow down, it's not paid off
No time for road ragin'
Or you will be payin' all, dude
So slow down, it's not paid off (so slow down, it's not paid off)

Never wanted you to drive
But I'm tied up, lit'rally-like
Not right, not right
So that I'll not start wrenchin'
The wheel from you, guess you know how I'm afraid
You'll take out a light
I just told you I don't like the wild
And action-film way you like to drive
All "I'll show you undeniable proof", whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Forced to put my hope in
You not rollin' right over
So slow down, it's not paid off
Penchant for road ragin'
That means you'll be payin' all, dude
So slow down, it's not paid off (so slow down, it's not paid off)

Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
So slow down, it's not paid off (ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
So slow down, it's not paid off (ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

When I asked you to not try and drive
Anythin' forever, I don't like
How you zoomed to "kidnap me", ya douche

Normally no hope's in
You not rollin' right over
So slow down, it's not paid off (you should slow down, it's not paid off)
Now you've proved you're crazy (oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh-oh)
If we live, you're payin' all, dude (payin' all, dude)
So slow down, it's not paid off (you should slow down, it's not paid off)

Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
So slow down, it's not paid off (ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
So slow down, it's not paid off (ooh, hoo, hoo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

One of the positive sides of not being very sociable is it lowers your chances of knowing someone who drives this bad. Hell, the worst driver I know isn't bad in the sense of "oh god, we're gonna die" and more "dude has a solid layer of soft drink cans and milk cartons on the floor, ew".

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