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Song Parodies -> "Centipede"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Centipede"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Kinda surprised no-one's done this one before...
It's a thing that makes my knees a-wobble, want it far away from me
Someone kill that blasted centipede
The body has too many segments, would give anyone the creeps
Go away, you bastard centipede

Centipede, centipede, a centipede, centipede
So damn far from wanted, centipede

I'd throw a shoe right at it but it wouldn't do a thing, you see
No, it's not an armoured centipede
It's all because of panic that I can't aim my goddamn Nikes
Freaky-looking bastard centipede

Centipede, centipede, a centipede, centipede
I don't know how to stop it, centipede
Centipede, centipede, a centipede, centipede
Burn house down to quash it, centipede

Centipede, centipede, a centipede, yeah, centipede
Bring my house down to squash it, centipede, ooh-ooh

When I see one around me, that is when my poor bowels fail on me
Need spare pants to borrow, centipede
I realise I've left no clues in to the real threat here for me
'Cause it is a human centipede, yeah

Centipede, centipede, centipede, yeah, centipede
Now you see my real problem, centipede
Centipede, centipede, centipede, yeah, centipede
You poor unlucky bastards, centipede
Centipede, centipede, a centipede, yeah, centipede
Someone kill that human centipede

...which is the exact opposite response everyone had to the film, I guess.

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hamend - September 30, 2020 - Report this comment
I'll take it
MLE - October 05, 2020 - Report this comment
I love a funny song about what scares us
Arwen - October 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Yeah...didn't see that one coming, Conq. I'm going to pretend this is just about the bugs, though...because they are super gross and yet not as gross as that movie. Haha. Extra points for using my favorite word: Bastard. :) P.S. I'm so glad you're still posting!!
Agrimorfee - October 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Arwen! A golden Amirighter. This place has lost its luster (and my muse is kinda gone...). Will we see you post new work?
Ann - October 09, 2020 - Report this comment
hey! a couple names above me I recognize

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