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Song Parodies -> "Doves Never Looked So Cool"

Original Song Title:

"Love Never Felt So Good"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson & Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Doves Never Looked So Cool"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge. Time to give credit where credit is Woo!
Uh, damn (woo, woo, woo)
Uh, look at how they move, move, move, move, move, (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon)
Uh, damn (woo, woo, woo)
Uh, look at how they move, move, move, move, move

Buddy, doves never loo-ooked so coo-ool
Never thou-ought they could, I'm a-a fool, uh
If you had to-old me, to-old me-e, oh
Buddy-y, uh, doves lookin' ba-adass? Lie-ies
But right no-ow I can see the-e light
It's simply so-old me-e, so-old me-e
See them fly-yin' all across the-e sky, ah
Near that guy, see him wield
Dual guns, sweet, I can't hate it

Cause, buddy, do-on't care if it's John Woo
O-Or it's just Woo-like, I-I'm down, bu-uddy-y
With these so-omehow-real-cool doves, please
They loo-ook so sweet in flight, no-o doubt, bu-uddy-y
So buddy, these doves never looked so-o coo-ool

Ooh-ooh, buddy, doves always sho-ow in ti-ime
They pop ou-out from wherever the-ey hi-i-ide
In a way bo-oldy, uh, bo-oldly-y
Ooh-ooh, buddy-y-y-y, doves may seem like bi-ig foo-oo-oo-ools, uh (bi-ig fools)
Cause the sce-enes where they look so-o cool, uh
Are quite explo-odey, uh, 'splo-ode-ey
I'm surprised they're not shot to-o shi-it
By that guy, or at least
They should be burnin', fla-amin'

But, buddy, uh, i-it's still the basic truth
Really-y far from a lie, I-I'm down, bu-uddy-y
With these spo-ontaneous doves, please
They're mea-eant to symbolise pea-eace or so-omethi-in'
Still buddy, doves never looked so-o coo-ool
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, love 'em now

Uh, damn (woo, woo, woo)
Uh, look at how they move, uh, c'mon
Look at how they move, uh, uh
Damn, woo, woo
Look at how they move, c'mon, c'mon, won't you c'mon
Hell yeah, I said, look at how they move
Flyin'

When in si-ight, I fee-eel good (feel goo-ood, ooh-hoo)
Watch them fly (woo) through the scene (woo)
'Cross the screen (woo), I can't hate it

Cause, buddy, la-asts for ten seconds, true
But I-I still love the sight, I-I'm down, bu-uddy-y
With these te-eleportin' doves, please
How e-else can they all find our cool leads, bu-uddy-y?
So buddy, doves never looked so-o coo-ool
C'mon
Buddy (woo), ki-inda overdone? True
I sti-ill enjoy the sight, I-I'm down, bu-uddy-y
With these so-omehow-pristine doves, please
Theire fea-eathers are still white through all this, bu-uddy-y
So buddy, doves never looked so-o coo-ool

So-o coo-ool, oh yeah
They've never looked so-o coo-ool, yeah
Oh no, they've never looked so-o coo-ool
Never looked so-o-o, yeah
They've never looked so-o cool
Never loo-ooked so cool, oh, oh
Never loo-ooked so-o coo-ool, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Alright, so fine, I see

No, I didn't transcribe all of Jackson's adlibs. Even I have my limits. And if anyone's wondering why I didn't have a parody up on the 12th, it's because "the connection timed out" for too long. Maybe if I'd gotten the parody done faster that wouldn't have mattered. Oh well, that means y'all get a twofer for the 13th: a posthumous collaboration and my least favourite song of 2014. What a combo!

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