Song Parodies -> "Cupid Jerk"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girl"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Cupid Jerk"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Some people won't even give a second chance to Cupid, or even a first chance. They're on Team Cupid Sucks, you feel me?

Just a little guy but I put forth
That this here little shit should be on a fork
A bit extreme? Well, that I get
But once I've made clear why I have this hate
You'd want to find anything to throw his way

That cupid jerk (ah-ah), that cupid jerk (ah-ah)
What a cad, I hate him (ah-ah), total ass, I hate him (ah-ah)

He shoots his shot (shoots his shot) straight in your ass (in your ass)
Removes your agency to "help" you find your perfect match
That ain't proper love, that's controlling brains
And I can't find anything good 'bout that, mate

That cupid jerk (ah-ah), that cupid jerk (ah-ah)
Little freak, I hate him (ah-ah), he should leave, I hate him (ah-ah)

Ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah

I know you might jeer and call me some names
"Only reason why you're pissed: you've not been laid"

That cupid jerk (ah-ah), that cupid jerk (ah-ah)
Huge jackass, I hate him (ah-ah), needs a smack, I hate him (ah-ah)
That cupid jerk (ah-ah), that cupid jerk (ah-ah)
He makes me seethe, I hate him (ah-ah), want him to bleed, I hate him (ah-ah)
That cupid jerk (ah-ah), that cupid jerk (ah-ah)
Little creep, I hate him (ah-ah), shouldn't breathe, I hate him (ah-ah)

Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, you cupid jerk (ah-ah)

Cupid is so dumb.

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Peter Andersson - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

Now that's a good OS I haven't listened to in a decade - and 555 for the parody too!

Hmm... I wonder what Cupid's job description looks like, and why HR is okey with him being inebriated on the job so often (no other explanation possible for some of the couples one always meet out there methinks).

Glenn Walker - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

Another new song for me. I like it. I like the way you found the word "agency" both to keep your theme moving and to keep the meter going. Thank you. 555

the_conqueror_of_parodies - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

Thanks Peter Andersson and Glenn Walker. I do appreciate your feedback!

Glenn Walker - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

@Pete..... How do you put line breaks into your comments?

CML - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

I'd like to know that one too, Peter. What I do by way of coping, Glenn, is to type a series of periods like so .............. to indicate a new paragraph

Glenn Walker - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

Thank you for the suggestion, CML. When absolutely necessary, I've been using =. Periods seem better/.

Peter Andersson - August 05, 2024 - Report this comment

@ Glenn and CML: Old fashioned HTML code still works on this wonderful site, now I can't demonstrate it because that would cause a line break and the code disappear, so I'll describe it and put down a link. The line break prompt is the mathematical symbol for less than, followed by the letter B, followed by the letter R, followed by the math symbol for bigger than. That causes a line break. If you want an empty line too you just repeat it one more time, so eight characters in total:

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/br

Glenn Walker - August 06, 2024 - Report this comment

ThankYou,Pete!

Glenn Walker - August 06, 2024 - Report this comment

It didn't work!

Glenn Walker - August 06, 2024 - Report this comment

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