Oh yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Oh-oh yeah-eah

Said you'd help me find a job, saw what you brought
Just looked it over
When it comes to payment, man, whole page says jack
Only "exposure"
Soundin' like a jerk, cause you tried your best, but next, please
Cause this ad's about the worst that I've seen
Abhor the whole concept du jour
Just seems pretty mean to me

I won't be an intern, buddy, cause it's shit work
Fetchin' coffee 9 to 5
Won't apply for this work, only big jerks
Think that people can get by
On their friggin' stocks, all quite wrong
At least for those just startin' out, it's not right
Won't become an intern, I'm not up for shit work
Toss that listin' out (out), throw that listin' out like
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I won't try it out (out), never try it out, right
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Better jobs around ('round)

Ev'ry pro that advert lists is vague at best (oh)
Buzzwords that won't astound ya
"Synergy is gonna flow" "Get in the know" (oh)
Seems once more, I've found a
Giant string of lies, never call their number, they suck
All a thin veneer of "come and be our bud (our bud)"
May sound like they're offerin' free stuff
All a blatant trick, so just cross 'em off

I won't be an intern, buddy, that's all shit work
Writin' down notes, 9 to 5
I'm avoidin' this work, cause they're big jerks
Think I'll buy it hook and line (na-a-a-a-ay)
Such a load of crock, hard write off
Whenever I see that word in the top line (he-ey, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Won't become an intern, I refuse that shit work
Screw that offer now (hey), hate that offer now like (c'mon, yeah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Always turf it out (out), gonna turf it out, like
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Nothin' good comes out (out)

At surface-level, seems cunnin', cunnin', foolin' clueless types, right?
They've got their budget, budget as their goal in mind, mind
So I'm not budgin', budgin', I'll say no to this work (say no to this work)
Cause those damn bigwig jerks (cause those damn bigwig jerks)
Can do their own shit work
Hey, buddy
No, I won't be an intern

I won't be an intern, buddy, that means "shit work" (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Photocopy 9 to 5
Get bad vibes from this work (whoo), see those big jerks
With the fakest smile for miles (got the fakest smiles for miles, buddy)
I'm desp'rate for work? That's right on
I still hate exploitation, cause it's not right (oh-oh yeah)
Won't become an intern, I'm opposed to shit work (oh-oh yeah)
That option is out (out), throw that option out like
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (say nay)
Gonna cross it out (out), strike-through, cross it out like (nay, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Have to turn it down (down), because they're all shitty, right
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ev'rybody workin' now knows how much they're shitty, right
I won't intern