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Song Parodies -> "Psychotic"

Original Song Title:

"Ironic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alanis Morissette

Parody Song Title:

"Psychotic"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The one thing a serial killer needs: a way to stand out!
Hey, yeah, yeah
Yeah, ooh-ah-ha, ha, yeah, hey

A hard stab inside the brain
Feels like monotony to my mind, okay?
Is my slash style a bit too passé?
Not your av'rage problem but I'll still complain
It isn't that psychotic, don't you think?

I create large amounts of pain
But it seems like no attention is paid
Want the big headlines, I'm just seen as "okay"
Don't care there's a corpse disfigured

You okay there, mate? Been unsafely tied
Gag's got a crude taste, that stops your pissy whines
You're gonna lose your damn life, no reason why
Just gotta work out how to get higher than page five
Needs to be more psychotic, don't you think?

Should I paint pictures with your brain?
Really feels like all of my plans are lame
Want the tweets to fly, trend for more than one day
Can't care 'bout a corpse disfigured

A massacare's not the way
'Cause too many bodies dulls any reaction, it's lame
It's not a thing I can fight
A creepy note's not the way
That's been done to death, won't be some Zodiac knock-off
I've gotta carve out a unique place

I need a plan when the world is blasé
The best way to slice to spread panic and pain
Scoop your eyes with a spoon then carve a "3" with a knife
It's not a full note that I'll leave but a clue just to rattle their minds, hmm
I'm hopin' that's psychotic, what you think?
Don't want it too psychotic, nah, I'm just kiddin', you dink

What I crave is fear of my name
But it seems like that I've not reached my aim
Hard to stand out bright, real news is too insane
Who cares there's a corpse disfigured?

Man, it's almost enough to make me throw the towel, but you
Are makin' an awful, awful face that's bringin' me down
Let's cut it out

Can't think of this song without thinking of Ed Byrne's classic stand-up bit on it.

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