Hey!
(Wait, why did we do this?)

I could feel it from the start
Plan was doomed to fall apart
"A temple, let's check it out guys"
I agreed to it, but why?
Yes, our plan was that one short-ass sentence
That's how far all our plans go

Through the temple, we stumbled, we set off many traps
Don't know how but, we came across some big, shiny thang
And then some moron grabbed it (was me, but I'm blaming Matt)

(We thought this through? Bullshit)

What a stupid plan, on Matt, I blame this too
We need a new plan, 'fore this giant rock makes us goo
(Crunchy goo)
We all turn to Mike, ask him "Right, what do we do?"
There's no pause, he just cracks
Planner Mike says "Let's haul ass" - no duh
What a clever plan, it's true - yeah right
On-the-spot type plans work, dude

Surprised it turned out all right (no, really)
And we owe it all to Mike (yeah, yeah, yeah)
We would've sat on our rears (yeah, yeah)
Carefully plan our exit
But then we would die, boy, and all that shit
Thank God for Mike thinkin' fast!

And we'd never, have bothered, to go into this place
We're so lazy, not crazy, even though we'd be more safe
We'd still prefer to go through it, and get these cool scars on our faces

Oooooooo, oh!

We don't have a plan, cause man, it's more fun to
Face it like a man, if we planned it, we'd never do
(Never do)
We're the kinda guys, won't waste time thinking this through
Takes too long, and we're crap
At that kinda thing, my man - oh yeah
Never had a plan, it's true - that's right
We don't need a plan, we're cool

Fuckin' run now!

Never had one, we, never had one (never)
We don't need one, we, just don't need one, brother
Do without one, we, can survive without one
We don't need a plan, it's true

Ohhhh!

When we get into a mess
Hanging off a crumbling ledge
We just do what we do best:
Winging ev'rything although it might cause our deaths

We don't have a plan, we're crap at that stuff, dude
Closest thing to "plans", that we have are just "Run, you fool!"
(It works, too)
Somehow we survive, dunno why, seems we'd be screwed
(Somehow we survive, thanks to Mike ooo yeahh)
We can't think all that fast
Okay, Mike, he can do that - kind of

All of Mikey's plans work, dude - that's right
They're all one-word plans, or two

Smart planning's boring, dude, our very simple plans work, dude

If things go to crap, blame Matt, the useless tool
Mike then makes a plan, how he plans it, I don't know, dude
(Dunno, dude)
Mike's a clever guy, cause he finds out what to do
He just knows, so he plans
That's our Mike, what a bad ass - oh yeah
Gets it from his dad, it's true - all right
Name is Indy, man that's cool