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Song Parodies -> "The Darker the Leather // The Bigger My Laugh"
Original Song Title:
"The Darker the Weather // The Better the "
Original Performer:
MISSIO
Parody Song Title:
"The Darker the Leather // The Bigger My Laugh"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
You know how sometimes on old video games, you could get such a high score that it rolls over to zero? This is like that, except instead of numbers, it's how seriously one can take a design...
Listen, proper costumes matter
Lots of things to factor in, can be hard
You don't listen when folks put two bits in
They cannot see your vision, just discard
But I look at this, don't know
Can you add more saddened souls?
'Cause the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Let's just take Batman's cowl, go darker than that
Yes, the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Ev'ry face is a scowl except mine, it's sad, needs a retry
Too tight, bring the belt count down low
Hate to call it "emo" but I can't lie
It fits right in the mid 2000's
Type of artwork where edge was cheap and free
So tone it down, the coldest souls
Would say "change to a brighter tone"
'Cause the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Way too tight on the buns, I can see their crack
Yes, the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
And the hair's all spiked up, perfect shape to stab
The darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
It's just all a bit much, take another crack, have a retry
Needs a retry
If it was your goal
To amuse my soul
Sure got that right
'Cause the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Style has been overdone, can't play it straight, man
The darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
So don't tear it all up, great for when I'm sad
Lots of things to factor in, can be hard
You don't listen when folks put two bits in
They cannot see your vision, just discard
But I look at this, don't know
Can you add more saddened souls?
'Cause the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Let's just take Batman's cowl, go darker than that
Yes, the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Ev'ry face is a scowl except mine, it's sad, needs a retry
Too tight, bring the belt count down low
Hate to call it "emo" but I can't lie
It fits right in the mid 2000's
Type of artwork where edge was cheap and free
So tone it down, the coldest souls
Would say "change to a brighter tone"
'Cause the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Way too tight on the buns, I can see their crack
Yes, the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
And the hair's all spiked up, perfect shape to stab
The darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
It's just all a bit much, take another crack, have a retry
Needs a retry
If it was your goal
To amuse my soul
Sure got that right
'Cause the darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
Style has been overdone, can't play it straight, man
The darker the leather, the bigger my laugh
So don't tear it all up, great for when I'm sad
No, I don't know why the double backslashes are in the title.
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So that's what happens when the "End" key somehow submits the parody for me, the last word of the title gets axed. It's meant to be "The Darker the Weather // The Better the Man", folks. No, still don't know why it's got the "//" in there.
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