All I wanted
Was to take control to make a minion or four
"Can't be hard" I said it
And since those words were said, got problems galore
Why are these brainwashed fools such dipshits? Makes no damn sense right now
Because I told them to march left and they all turned right somehow
I used this spell to try to cut down on all the problems
That intelligence provides, it should cut out that damn conscience

Thralls kinda suck
Won't listen to me, shit
Thralls kinda suck
Can't conquer with these twits

Slaves? What are you doin' now?
I said to burn the town, not pull my pants right down
Head out there and show the peasants how
A warlock does things now, no, don't slap me with trout
I've double-checked the spell description but I still can't work out
Just how the easiest of orders get completely screwed now
How can the world know my name to then fear like a monster
When my servants take "suit up" to mean "fill your pants with lobsters"

Thralls kinda suck
So hard to believe it
Thralls kinda suck
Can't rule all with these twits

Damn
It's hard enough
Just to cast this now
It's hard enough
Rare components, wow
I wanted to, oh, just wanted to
Oh, I wanted to world rule
Oh, I wanted to hurt, like, all of you
Oh, I wanted to world rule
Shot down
Feel clowned

Thralls kinda suck
Not one plan succeeded
Thralls kinda suck
Not one order heeded
Thralls kinda suck
Not one thing completed (thralls kinda suck)
Thralls kinda suck
Each one is an eejit