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Song Parodies -> "Maw"

Original Song Title:

"Flaws"

Original Performer:

Bastille

Parody Song Title:

"Maw"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever get eaten by a giant monster and just think "This again? Huh, must be Wednesday."?
I'm stuck in your maw but only your maw, no plans to see your gut
Because I've got lots of things to do today, none involve being lunch
Grabbed with your maw, I will use my maw to make my massive rant
Because that's better than biting, might hurt but you smell bad, real bad
But that hole down your throat? Won't go in it, won't go in it (ah-ah)
'Cause it smells gross, so I won't go down in it, go down in it (ah-ah)

Rude to think your awful maw is there to feed
But I say it's a warning so no-one comes around
Spit me up and you won't be departed (ah-ah-ah)
Keep this up and your arse will be urned (ah-ah-ah)

I'm in your maw but only your maw 'cause I've got things to use
Sword in your oesophagus and not just one, I like spares, got a few
Plug the hole that's your throat, won't go in it, won't go in it (ah-ah)
Don't wanna go down there, gross, have my limits, have my limits (ah-ah)

Huge flaw with your awful maw: there's space to breathe
And though that breath's too meaty, it means I can move 'round
Poke at gums with whatever I've sharpened (ah-ah-ah)
'Til you've got a tooth fairy trip earned (ah-ah-ah)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Is this the worst maw I've been in? Worst maw, can't doubt it (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Been in other maws, means I'll leave this maw, don't doubt it (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

You might think your monstrous maw is pretty sweet
A way to get your munchies, that's how we all work now
But your one mistake: thought I was harmless (ah-ah-ah)
Won't have lunch but mine will be well earned (ah-ah-ah)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Stuck in your maw, this hideous maw, this situation sucks
First time this happened, could not sleep for days, but now I'm simply done

...I'd say that I'll end up looking like a right fool if this doesn't come out on Wednesday (thus ruining the top comment) but that implies that I don't usually look like a right fool which, come on, I've seen myself in a mirror.

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