-> "Stop Sign"
Original Song Title:
"Bloodline"
Parody Song Title:
"Stop Sign"
The Lyrics
Swear that I'm trying to do the best I can (uh)
But these other people just drive me crazy (ha), ugh (ahahahahaha)
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, yeah, yuh
Pretty sure that ev'rybody knows that red octagon's meanin'
It's not like it's real illegible, can't be an issue readin'
Just four letters have been written down, pretty basic show
Red and white contrasts pretty well now, you can't miss it, so
Why was your gas pedal on the floor? I just gotta know
Supposed to heed it, you know you're supposed to heed it like uh-uh-uh
Why'd you ignore the stop sign? Yeah
Failed to look left or look right, yeah
You're lucky it was safe this time, dope
'Cause that's how people end up t-boned
Why'd you ignore the stop sign? Yeah
That's put in place to save lives, yeah
Can't think of a good reason why, no
Even if you had one, you'd still blow, yeah-eah
Yeah-eh-eh, yeah-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah, uh
No, I don't care if your ass was late, don't get a free pass that way (hell nah)
Medical emergency? That's bunk, caught a glimpse of your face
And there was no panic there, hands down, just the chillest bro
Plus I saw your arm just hangin' out of the damn window
Obvious you take me for a dope but that isn't so
I'm not believin' your bullshit, I'm not believin' like uh-uh-uh
Why'd you ignore the stop sign? Yeah
Barely a glance, just zoomed by, yeah
I'm thankful it was safe this time, dope
'Cause yellin' at a corpse? That's too gauche
Why'd you ignore the stop sign (you know that ain't right)? Yeah
And this is not the first time (it sucks that that's true), yeah
Your plate's been burned into my mind (know that it's you), so (yuh)
Don't try that "You sure it was me?" load, yeah
Oh-ooh, yeah-ee-ee-ee-ee
Yeah-eh-eh, yeah-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah, yeah
It's not that hard to stop when that "Stop" is seen
Don't drive like you drink all the liquor, please (no drop of drink)
Ev'ry damn excuse you've got is limp and weak (yee)
The worst one for me is "I did not see"
Do you think I'm dumb? A moron? A dweeb?
I could see the thing, was a cinch to see
We drive the same type of car and so it seems
That you've lied to me, could totally see (I know you could see)
Why'd you ignore the stop sign (why'd you ignore the stop sign)? Yeah
Don't even have a good lie (don't even have a good lie), yeah
You might as well confess, saves time, dope
Since you just got your whole ass t-boned (yeah-ee-yeah-eah)
Why'd you ignore the stop sign (ee-ee-ee-ee)? Yeah
I may not be a cop, fine, yeah
But since they're on their way, you might go (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ahead and just admit that you blow, yeah-ee-ee
Whoo! Ee-yeah-eh-eh, ee-yeah-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Ee-yeah-eh-eh, ee-yeah-eh-eh-eh-eh-yeah-eah-eh-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-yeah
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