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Song Parodies -> "Rap Song"

Original Song Title:

"Love Song"

Original Performer:

Sara Bareilles

Parody Song Title:

"Rap Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. Even songwriters have their limits. Enjoy!
I'm a song writer
Fairly easy, songs these days are same-y, mi-ind
My workload's been lighter since I worked out that
You want country? Takes just one jiffy
EDM? A finger sna-ap
But there's one genre I don't want to do

One that just takes ages
And I just do not li-ike it
Hard as he-ell, so you won't get it from me

I'm not gonna write you a rap so-ong
Music or lyrics
Not that I suck at it
Hell no will I write you a rap so-ong
No thumping club hits or that gangsta shit
No how and no wa-ay
Don't send more damn e-mails my wa-a-ay
All of them I'm deletin' you're not givin' me a reason
To write you a rap song today

It may sound harsh, mate
But rap music just brings me to tea-ears
Half of it's dumb, where the beat goes doof-doof
Ev'ry single verse
Has, like, six words
And ev'ry other one's a cu-urse
So I refuse to try

And the o-other half, dude
Too lyri-ically complex, it's true
Lupe Fi-iasco's skill, no way I could match

I'm not gonna write you a rap so-ong
Just gets on my tits
Don't find it fun, you see
No way will I write you a rap so-ong
Can give you pop hits or some punk rock shit
But hip-hop? No wa-ay
It's in my conditions, oka-a-ay
It may seem I'm repeatin' but you're not givin' me reasons
To write you a rap song today

I'd prefer to write a dubstep song
I'm better with wubs than hippity-hop
And there's nothing you can say to convince me
Nope, no damn way
I won't write you a rap song
Please don't beg for it
Makes you look dumb, you see
Never gonna write you a rap so-ong
No loopholes for this, you will not convince

Me to write you a friggin' rap song
It's over, finished
Won't pen you one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a rap so-ong
It just ain't my thing, stop the sweet talking
Cause my mind won't cha-ange
Don't care how much you wish to pa-a-ay
Hang on, what is that you're scribblin'
A huge check to write this bullshit
That's a lot of zeroes, feelin' this is enough of a reason
To write you a rap song today

Money money money...something something...I don't know the words.

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