Watchin' movies with you is annoyin', always the same problem
Aw, why do I keep watchin' with you?
Seems you're always yearnin' for more vicious hurtin'
You want ev'rything bleedin', it's true
If you prefer that, that's fine, get your fix
Watch blood galore, yeah, all on the floor
But what's pissed you off is you didn't get
Superman gore? Not rated "R", dude

Not gonna find that hero get bloody
Ain't "The Boys", buddy, you're bein' a dummy
All the damn time, you get pissy about what you view
'Cause they dare not be rated "R", dude, they ain't "R", dude

Yeah, abhor clean entertainment where nothin' is stained with
Slashed intestines and no nudity
Didn't you notice the way it was listed?
It's "G", it's not rated "R", dude

Why would one find scenes raunchy and bloody
When it's all fluffy cute animals, buddy?
Your state of mind is completely messed up, that's the truth
Pretty clear it's not rated "R", dude, it's not "R", dude

You can like blood and guts, got no problem with that
But you presume all films are that, rated "R", dude, rated "R", dude (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Rated "R", dude, rated "R", dude (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Rated "R", dude

Complain and whine that all films aren't bloody
Scream and throw slushies at ticket clerks, buddy
Not advertised as a gorefest, that never was true
Just you who thought it's rated "R", dude, it's not "R", dude (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Rated "R", dude? It's not "R", dude (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

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