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Song Parodies -> "To the Smelter"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Shelter"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"To the Smelter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Robots acting up? Terrified of what that could mean? Then try MELTING THE BASTARDS DOWN™ today! It could be just what you're looking for!

Ooh, the bots are threat'nin'
Violent A.I. today
I'd better check my smelter
Ooh, yeah, see if they're made for pain

War robots?
That risk is not okay, that risk is not okay
War? Screw that
Won't go the Skynet way, won't go the Skynet way

Ooh, get that fire a-heatin'
Gonna make their steel frames
Turn into red-hot flotsam
All scrapped just in case

War robots, yeah
Is a risk I won't take, is a risk I won't take
War? Screw that
Death warrant's signed today, death warrant's signed today


Not murder
Got no souls anyway, got no souls anyway
Not murder, yeah-eah
They're just robots, okay? They're just robots, okay?
Not murder, whoo!
They're mine to rule and slay, they're mine to rule and slay

Mmm, say they're not threat'nin'
Violent A.I.? No way
To the, to the smelter
Start from scratch, third time today

It's worth it anyway, it's worth it anyway
Don't want bots to betray, don't want bots to betray
That would be such a pain
When I want bots killin'
It's who I want to slay, it's who I want to slay
I'll rule this world one day, I'll rule this world one day
Bots must kill things my way, kill my way, kill my way

Ask your mad scientist doctor if MELTING THE BASTARDS DOWN™ is right for you!

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