-> "Cable"
Original Song Title:
"Angel"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cable"
The Lyrics
A hero
Would not think so just based on the first sight
Faced with fear
Just like all the X-Men do, sad but true
Insanely buff, like some asshole cyborg Hulk
Did first show up in the nineties, that's right
Right on the dot, February 1990, tight
Nathan Summers, Cable
From the future, he'll fight
Call him Cable
Had a hell of a time
Cyclops and Jean's clone's kid, true
Hence the one red glowing eye
Think that's true
Could be the virus that's inside, yeah-ee-yeah
Sapping up all his telepathic power
Keeping control 'cause otherwise, he's boned
Goes both ways, true, you've seen the Phoenix up and blow
Nathan Summers, Cable
With big-ass guns, he'll fight
Call him Cable
Gonna fight his clone Stryfe
And his dumb helmet, yikes
Full of edge and hard grit, near-invisible eyes
Caked in pouches, wait, shit, did Liefeld make this guy?
Sure is his archetype, save me, save me
Nathan Summers, Cable
With mad violence, he'll fight
Call him Cable
Hate-loves that Deadpool guy
Call him Cable
From the future, he'll fight (Cable)
Call him Cable
The classic Dark Age type
Proof that lightning can strike
In a bottle once, right, even then, would not hype
Liefeld all that much, right, credit's for other guys
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