Something's hot, is it me?
Is it you? Holy crap, you smell that? Something's burning, dude
Where there's smoke, there's fire, too
Something's cooked way too high
Which moron left something in the oven for too long a time
Ah, won't someone put out the fire

Well, the extinguisher's empty
Better run out quickly
Cause I think we burned down the house
We should've watched the potatoes
Busy playing Halo
Cause of that, we burned down the house

We should cheese it (better cheese it)
'Fore the whole house burns
Someone get their phone
And call triple-0
We should cheese it (better cheese it)
'Fore the whole house burns
No charge in my phone
Can't call triple-0

My friend Steve says to chill
He says "Well, that may just be the neighbour cooking on the grill"
He doesn't have one, you dill!
Then my friend Drew takes this in stride
Sips his Coke, says "Just relax the sprinklers will sort this in time" (time)
They haven't worked since '05

Well, I think that we are buggered
Hope insurance covers
This, I think we burned down the house
Will you two stop playing Slayer
There's time for that later
When the pros have put out the house

We should leg it (better leg it)
'Fore the whole place burns
You forgot your phones
Can't call triple-0
We should leg it (better leg it)
'Fore the whole place burns
Someone find a phone
And call triple-0

May think I'm being too antsy
And a total pansy
To think that we've burned down the house
Well, I tell you, Drew and Stevey
You can rest it easy
And you can burn down with the house

Then suddenly I remember
We keep cans of petrol
In the garage, get out the house!
Turn that game off, don't be lazy
I'm outside already
I'm begging you, get out the house

Across the street in a phone box
Dodging a burnt Xbox
"Get me Fire! I blew up my house!"