Ooh-ooh, some people want their sundae bigger, pile the toppin's thicker
Addin' nuts and flakes and all the choc sauce
It's drippin' down, drippin' down
But I'm not gonna be that type, overdone is not my style
Want a simple taste, makes my friends cross, uh
Hate me now, hate me now

"Don't be so stupid, the whole point of (ooh-ooh)
Desert is to have way too much (ah)"
And I won't dare stop ya, uh, go be a stomach filler
I'll have ice cream, nothin' else, blank, blank vanilla

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah
You can go crazy but I'll just have vanilla
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Add stuff like crazy, got enough with vanilla

Yeah-eah, don't need any fancy flair to my bowl of ice cream there
I just like the flavour, honest, that's all
No, I'm not on a diet, you saw the huge steak I ordered
Why is it so friggin' wrong to have no additions on?
What I want should mean nothin' to you, stop all the name-calls
No, I'm not allergic to it either, I'm a crazy Snickers hoarder

Oh-oh, drown yours in fluids, do what you want (ooh-ooh)
But mine's as bare as your brain's thoughts (ah)
So you have fun, won't ya? Uh, create a choc'late pillar
But mine will be blank as hell, blank, blank vanilla

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Go 'head, go crazy but I'll just have vanilla
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Add nuts like crazy, got enough with vanilla

I bet you've never tried it plain, you should, you should
The basic ice cream flavour is really good, so good
Forgotten that it's there once you drowned it all in goo
Goo, goo, goo

Oh, sprinkles like crazy? No, I'll just have vanilla
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh, ooh), yeah-eah-eah-eah (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Don't call me crazy 'cause I've only got vanilla, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yeah, buddy, buddy), yeah-eah-eah-eah (aw, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah, yeah)
You can go crazy, got enough with vanilla