You botched it, go figure, once more it just figures
You botched it, go figure, once more it just figures

Heard of Murphy's Law? It's a pain in the chee-eeks
You should know which cheeks I mea-ean
Wait, you don't know? Let's go, I think that it reads like so
Mmm-hmmm "Anything that just might go wro-ong
Will go wrong" And so you see-ee-ee, yeah
That's why when my plans go tits u-up
I blame it on Murphy-y's Law

It can kick in right when you sta-art or no-ot
Just when you think it's all thumbs-u-up

Saying that's wrong? Tha-at law's Finagl-l-le's?
Once again, popular culture's lied
Then what law is Murphy's? Tell me now, I'm intrigued
"Things that can be done right or wro-ong
Wrong way's a catastrophe-e-e, yeah
It's guaranteed to be done wro-ong
That's the proper Murphy-y's La-aw"

Wonder why it's always been quo-uoted wro-ong?
Ev'rybody screwed it right u-up

Hey, hey, he-e-e-ey
Say, could that be an example, du-ude?
Cause we all went the wrong wa-ay
Not quite disastrous, but I feel like such a right
Dork, dork, do-ork
I hope that I can use the terms ri-i-ight
Spread it to my friends onli-ine
But to be honest, don't think that it'll stick
More wrong la-aws
I guess that you could call it habi-it
To blame it all on Murphy-y-y, yeah
Whoever he was anywa-ay
Actually Finagl-le's Law

Thought I hate to be a peda-antic pra-at
Don't like being wrong, that's a fa-act
"Don't taunt Murphy" I lived by tha-at line, man
Now know it's Finagl-le's La-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aw
All these years been using it wro-ong, so wro-ong
No-one told me that it was wro-ong
Now I feel like a total clo-od, a clo-od
Get left out of the loop a lo-ot, hmmm-mmm
Had this whole plan to sing 'bout flo-ops, huge flo-ops
That I would blame on Murphy's La-aw, hmmm-mmm-mmm
But that factoid through me right o-off, right o-off
All those plans gone right down the bo-og, ah-ah-ah
I'm not mad at you, no, I'm no-ot
I'm mad at this prat right he-e-ere
The one singing this derailed so-ong
Mistakes are one of my fea-ea-ears (dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb)